I had a lot to say about the ending of Stranger Things. That show got me.

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"Stranger Things has always been about change, friendship, and acceptance. It never changed to make people who didn’t get it feel better; it accepted itself for what it was beautifully." 👻📽️ Read @crocketthoughton.com's thoughts on the series finale here: www.frightaboutnow.com/p/stranger-t...

"Stranger Things has always been about change, friendship, and acceptance. It never changed to make people who didn’t get it feel better; it accepted itself for what it was beautifully." 👻📽️ Read @crocketthoughton.com's thoughts on the series finale here: www.frightaboutnow.com/p/stranger-t...

STRANGER THINGS 5: THE END OF AN ERA

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Stranger Things season 5 vol. 2 drops tomorrow at 8pm EST. Until then, you should check out my thoughts on vol 1 that I wrote for @frightaboutnow.com And give it a follow, Happy holidays.

STRANGER THINGS - SEASON 5, VOLUME 1: WE ARE SO BACK, BABY

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Are we finally ready to talk about how Santa Claus is clearly some kind of interdimensional cryptid elf king with the ability to teleport? No? Okay, then can I just get a large coffee and a bagel with cream cheese?

Volume one lived up to my expectations and more. So much happened in those 4.5 hours, it was pretty unbelievable. Read my @frightaboutnow.com review 👻🎥

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What have you thought about the final season of Stranger Things so far? We can tell you what we thought. We're returning to Hawkins in @crocketthoughton.com's new review of Stranger Things - Season 5, Volume 1. Read it now on Fright About Now. 👻📽️ www.frightaboutnow.com/p/stranger-t...

What have you thought about the final season of Stranger Things so far? We can tell you what we thought. We're returning to Hawkins in @crocketthoughton.com's new review of Stranger Things - Season 5, Volume 1. Read it now on Fright About Now. 👻📽️ www.frightaboutnow.com/p/stranger-t...

STRANGER THINGS VOLUME 1: WE ARE SO BACK, BABY

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[realizing the final season of Stranger Things starts tonight while I'm watering my houseplants] okay, everyone be cool, be chill, stay calm, we are going to get through this

Had a lot of fun with this. Read my latest @frightaboutnow.com review and if you dig it, give it a follow. 👻🎥

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I'm not saying that you should read @crocketthoughton.com's review of Predator Badlands... Okay, that was a trick! One of my classic jests! That is exactly what I am saying. Go read the review now on Fright About Now. 👻📽️ www.frightaboutnow.com/p/predator-b...

I'm not saying that you should read @crocketthoughton.com's review of Predator Badlands... Okay, that was a trick! One of my classic jests! That is exactly what I am saying. Go read the review now on Fright About Now. 👻📽️ www.frightaboutnow.com/p/predator-b...

PREDATOR BADLANDS: JUST HEAR ME OUT

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I had a lot of fun with this film. Read my @frightaboutnow.com latest. 👻🎥

Fright About Now 👻 Film Reviews@frightaboutnow.com · 9mo ago

"Everyone just wants to put on a good show and get the business flowing again. Of course, this isn’t a normal night. The zombie apocalypse happens to put a damper on things..." 🌈📽️👻 Read more of @crocketthoughton.com's review of Queens of the Dead here: www.frightaboutnow.com/p/queens-of-...

"Everyone just wants to put on a good show and get the business flowing again. Of course, this isn’t a normal night. The zombie apocalypse happens to put a damper on things..." 🌈📽️👻 Read more of @crocketthoughton.com's review of Queens of the Dead here: www.frightaboutnow.com/p/queens-of-...

QUEENS OF THE DEAD: THE END OF THE WORLD IS A DRAG

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Sometimes, the horrors are ghosts and vampires. Sometimes, the horrors are stumbling across a lewd text message that a politician sent to his lover. You wish you could go back in time to unsee it but it's too late. It's something you have read now & the sentences are in your brain forever.

Can horror movies be so bad that they are actually good again? @crocketthoughton.com discusses that here in his review of The Strangers: Chapter 2! 👻📽️ www.frightaboutnow.com/p/the-strang...

THE STRANGERS - CHAPTER 2: KIND OF A BOAR

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Shelby Oaks: The Good, The Bad, The Other Parts Also... A review by @crocketthoughton.com. 👻📽️ www.frightaboutnow.com/p/shelby-oak...

SHELBY OAKS: AS BAD AS EVERYONE SAYS?

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A horror movie where you are trying to remember what the name of a specific song is but you can only remember part of the words and every time, you put the words into Google, it tells you that it's a song by Katy Perry but the song in your head is NOT a song by Katy Perry.

If a demon ever decides to possess my body, I just hope it's considerate enough to make me vacuum and wash the dishes so that I can come back to a clean house once I am no longer being possessed.

In a way, reality has become much more like a horror movie lately. Everyone is on edge, no one really knows how things are going to go in the future and of course, the werewolves.

Not everything is going to be good. Read my latest @frightaboutnow.com review, for Shelby Oaks, & give us a follow. 👻🎥

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Shelby Oaks: The Good, The Bad, The Other Parts Also... A review by @crocketthoughton.com. 👻📽️ www.frightaboutnow.com/p/shelby-oak...

Shelby Oaks: The Good, The Bad, The Other Parts Also... A review by @crocketthoughton.com. 👻📽️ www.frightaboutnow.com/p/shelby-oak...

SHELBY OAKS: AS BAD AS EVERYONE SAYS?

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What a great time for me to remind everyone about a favorite movie of mine: 1988's BLADES, which serves as a parody of JAWS, but rather than a shark in the water...it's a sentient lawnmower on a golf course. It's absurd and gets strangely cinematic at the end. I remain a loud champion of this film.

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It's always a haunted doll or a haunted mirror. Where are the movies about haunted lawnmowers?

I know there are plenty of people out there afraid of werewolves and I get it- but consider a werechicken. Those tiny feathered dinosaurs are scary enough as it is, imagine a flock of them stampeding through a town, pecking at cars and swallowing stray cats whole. Terrifying.

It's always a haunted doll or a haunted mirror. Where are the movies about haunted lawnmowers?

“Having sat through two of these movies at this point, I can honestly say that knowing another is coming is neither comforting nor exciting…” Read my @frightaboutnow.com latest 👻🎥

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Can horror movies be so bad that they are actually good again? @crocketthoughton.com discusses that here in his review of The Strangers: Chapter 2! 👻📽️ www.frightaboutnow.com/p/the-strang...

Can horror movies be so bad that they are actually good again? @crocketthoughton.com discusses that here in his review of The Strangers: Chapter 2! 👻📽️ www.frightaboutnow.com/p/the-strang...

THE STRANGERS - CHAPTER 2: KIND OF A BOAR

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“The writing has yet to be stale, the direction continues to be exciting. Overall, it’s just a well-done hour of horror television…” Read at @frightaboutnow.com 👻🎥

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Booo! Did we scare you? We've got the latest on IT: Welcome to Derry with @crocketthoughton.com's review of Episodes 2 through 4. 👻📽️ www.frightaboutnow.com/p/it-welcome...

Booo! Did we scare you? We've got the latest on IT: Welcome to Derry with @crocketthoughton.com's review of Episodes 2 through 4. 👻📽️ www.frightaboutnow.com/p/it-welcome...

IT: WELCOME TO DERRY - EPISODES 2 THROUGH 4: THE REVIEW

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People get so upset when they buy a new house and find out that a ghost lives in it... but did they consider the ghost's feelings? The ghost has probably lived there for 100 years. Then new people barge in, repaint the kitchen -without- asking & act shocked when it flickers the lights. Come on.

Good morning to everyone except the guy with a cordless drill who’s chasing me though my house

doctors in horror movies are like, “i see you have a history of anxiety. here’s some valium. also, i am telling you this for no reason, but don’t worry about the history of your house, where a couple was recently brutally murdered. goodbye.”

There's nothing wrong with being an introvert especially in a horror movie. Turning down the invite to stay at your friends cabin puts distance between you and the lake monster lurking nearby. You can't be taken out if you simply stay in.