"g-h-o-u-l" has five letters "g-r-i-f-t-e-r" seven "c-o-p-r-o-g-l-o-t" nine "k-l-e-p-t-o-c-r-a-t" ten What's four letters? "j-e-r-k"? It's okay to say "jerk." You said you're not reprehensible, so surely you aren't obliquely referring to a sexist slur. Or -- oh, must be "l-i-a-r"

Jeffrey Linback@jeffreylinback.bsky.social · yesterday

I have a four letter word in mind for Rollins, but I’m not as reprehensible as she is to use it.

Can you even imagine how much nicer life would be if the Google Maps code had to be rolled back to 2022?

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 22h ago

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

this exhausting person just said "hey fun fact" to a room full of people, then claimed the element symbol Na comes from the Greek root "nautikos" and not even because the sea is salty, no

★ thomas brodie singstar ★@fritterary.bsky.social · 5d ago

I know a guy who says "hey fun fact" out of the blue, and the fun fact will be objectively, provably wrong. If you show him, he goes "no, I don't think so" or "I guess it's two ways." He did this with the spelling and etymology of a word the first time I met him in 2016. Fuckit. Give him a podcast.

I know a guy who says "hey fun fact" out of the blue, and the fun fact will be objectively, provably wrong. If you show him, he goes "no, I don't think so" or "I guess it's two ways." He did this with the spelling and etymology of a word the first time I met him in 2016. Fuckit. Give him a podcast.

Veerender Singh Jubbal@veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 5d ago

Where my Neal Stephenson bitches at

Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · 5d ago

New from 404 Media: Google Earth has introduced an AI feature that lets anyone fabricate completely bullshit satellite images. In our own tests, we added a “bomb blast and crater” to an area of Los Angeles. This is a misinformation time bomb, will 100% be abused www.404media.co/google-earth...

Two things at the same time: This is a beautiful cover AND Chuck Tingle has total ownership of this typographical style

Sharon 🪳🌹@sharonk.bsky.social · 6mo ago

New year, new book thread: (this will be pinned)

I typed "cross necklace," thinking to redress something hateful that the church did to my mother when she was a kid, and the stupid app corrected it for me. I typed "cross necklace." My feed's going to be hosed for weeks, wtf.

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.

Erica Ruppert@renfestklingon.bsky.social · last wk.

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.

This is Juniper. She is a large black cat. Her hobbies include: •violence •obstinacy •antagonizing •the dark arts Please enjoy gazing upon her greatness #Catsofbluesky

FYI, I involuntarily squealed "big feet!" when I saw this guy on the road for the first time in 7 years

it is a rank injustice that I have to do "work" and go to "meetings" and do "chores" and "be the one who knows.where the wire pliers are" when my time would be better spent painting and reconditioning purses from the period when Longchamp had unparalleled designs and terrible leather

My new tiktok channel.

Get Equipped With@getequipped.bsky.social · 2w ago

This meme goes so hard. Why are teeth, the neglect of which presents a really cool way to get a blood infection, exempted from health insurance? Relatedly, why is severe vision impairment considered a skill issue?

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief@katie.bzky.team · 3w ago

dental insurance is such a scam. at a routine cleaning today, the dentist noticed something that she thought was odd and wanted to refer me to a specialist because she couldn't say for certain, except this is now a second consult in a year since i just moved, aka a $150 bill to me. Fucking bullshit.

I'm honestly of the opinion that if you hold the Presidency, your direct relatives from the generation after you should be ineligible for the same position. Heck, probably for Congress too.

But in a country where, in many states, a woman can't get lifesaving healthcare if her pregnancy goes wrong, if you are trying to convince a woman who's uncertain about whether to have a child that she should have one, you're an absolute ghoul

As of 23:45 ET, here's the last fun fact about the Deputy Chief of Staph

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3w ago

My man looks like the guest speaker at a Klan rally who had to be told to dial it down a notch

you can never ask a Mandalorian for directions

fairly tight summary of where, who, and when I'm from

★ thomas brodie singstar ★@fritterary.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Dad, I hear what you're saying but I just can't visualize how somebody could walk 10 miles to the proposed Cumberland station while hiding our 27" oak console TV in his pants"

trapped in a parking lot cussing about suburbanites who have never thought to let anyone out of a subway car before squeezing in

Every time I arrive at my destination, and hardly ever before then

Right? I don't need art opinions from someone who's never walked into a gallery and had their breath stolen by a grand vista or a canny expression or a swoosh of green.

skies (they/them)@skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 3w ago

-the ridiculous thing here is the idea that that's all there is. like the reason techniques are interesting isn't in part *because* they're things people learn to do in service of creating and expressing something within the limitations of a medium

me: i must practice the dharma also me:

"Is that a famously messy person? I should just look it up" "Asmongold messyJESUSFUCKINGHAROLDCHRIST"

Keith Donovan@keithdonovan.bsky.social · 3w ago

also I love that this projects sort of an air of neutrality like "both are valid" but the AI artist is in a clean room and the real artist is Asmongold

Incredible headline found by a fellow sufferer of Camptown Races Syndrome? This post is for me.

Colleen Barry@copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 3w ago

🎵An Oxford comma can’t fix this, doo-dah, doo-dah You should google appositives, oh doo-dah-day🎶

I’m blocking every person who liked this comment

TIL I would be less miserable almost anywhere else in the entire fucking country. Most people I socialize with in person are Alabamans and think I'm exaggerating.

Holland Oates@phinsphan.bsky.social · 3w ago

People are gonna fucking hate this if it actually happens. Enjoy all these post 8am sunrises

Pandemonium if I took his job or he took mine.

Bethany Albertson@albertsonb2.bsky.social · 3w ago

Thought experiment- if you were suddenly appointed to do your sibling’s job, how badly would you suck at it?

Hold the phone. You're saying I'm allowed to string up my bead collection with flat rondelles and just ... wear it? Outside the house? They'll let me? Because boy do I have some beads

Reassuring the dog: "You're very good. Out of a field of one, you're the best at your j--” Dog licks my teeth "-- Okay, no you're not"