O-livia 🐶
@frogger2official.bsky.social
face-melter, stupid dog with hands, poly, pretty, washed 💕🐜 @miss-fern.bsky.social
J Jonah Jameson x Spider in his bathroom floor toxic yaoi
cameron winter if he was in charge of MLP: no no we need more of them. they will be called "the mane 100"
If you love something let it go, preferably in an isolated forest area that doesn’t have too much cover and is at least 3 miles from the nearest city. Wear light hiking boots so you don’t lose running speed and set the starting timer for at least 20 minutes. Tell her you love her before she leaves 🥰
setting a genuine relationship boundary that my gf is not allowed to make fun of any of the classic sesame street or muppet show muppets. everything elmo and after is fair game
My workout routine is a 3 mile run, Dracula Flow, 35 second plank rotations, Dracula Flow, 20 goblet squat set, Dracula Flow 2, Dracula Flow 3 on 1.5x speed, cigarette, then Dracula Flow 4-5 at 0.75x speed
Went to the “Tops who only hate me a little bit” convention and had a really nice time :3
Desperately horny today does anyone wanna fuck me in their kitchen and let me sit against the pantry on the floor afterwards
Going on a particularly Smooth Cocked adventure today does anyone wanna join
Had a dream ages ago where on someone’s truck this flag was on the back
Ff15 sucks if I wanna cry and watch some stupid little twinks push a car around id drive to a local tractor pull undercover and listen to florence and the machine on my OWN damn time
I’m pro vaccinating pets only so I can make my cats more autistic
Coworker today said 3D country Cameron Winter sounds like Sesame Street Dracula
cloud “little miss leaks from making out” strife
One of these days I will live in an area that doesn’t make my brain feel numb and doesn’t make my bones heavier and heavier to carry around every day
Okay so you just conquered one of my territories in Risk, do you fuck me with someone else’s fingers in my mouth after the game ends or now? Is there a secret objective in this version at all? Can I cum? Yeah I’ve been trying to read the rules but I keep getting the fucking letters mixed up. My bad.
[walkin up to a dyke couple] so which one of you is blind and which is ugly?
Ugly baby shoes for sale, ugly ass baby never wore them, ugly ass baby
Getting my girl on the cumstack and she’s coming drywall
My girlfriend can beat up your girlfriend (We have the same girlfriend)
How many Ewok names can you say before you feel like you’re a little racist