I know it’s old news but I still can’t get over how Peter griffin is the governor of Mississippi

SenGov@sengov.com · 3h ago

Today's civic profile: About Gov Tate Reeves Tate Reeves is a product of small-town Mississippi and a lifelong Mississippian. A strong conservative, Tate’s leadership in state government has focused on the principles of guarding taxpayers’… https://sengov.com/states/mississippi/tate-reeves/

Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right? Mamdani: I can hold your hand. Sliwa: What happens if I faint? Mamdani: I got you. Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally. New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap

Wtf was The Economist cooking for VA-5?

HAHAHAHAHHAAH

Team Talarico@teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 14h ago

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A chatbot does not know what it is saying, it “knows” words and how humans put them together

Parkscope Joe@parkscopejoe.bsky.social · 16h ago

This is insane.

Does anybody here play rocket league I’m begging for your help

Absurdly funny

Border security at 48 🫠

Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · 2d ago

New AP poll: Trump’s job approval rating falls to 31%, while 69% disapprove. • His approval rating on the economy: 26% • On the cost of living: 17% • On Iran: 28% • Trade negotiations: 38% • AI: 31% • Immigration: 39% • Border security: 48% apnorc.org/wp-content/u...

LMAO??????

If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway

Jim Justice is a former Democrat that changed parties when West Virginia’s political landscape was beyond repair. He just knows how to be a sleazebag

ósanwë 🦭@isilanor.bsky.social · 3d ago

make no mistake they are absolutely terrified

“You literally have to teach people how to budget” …yes? Budgeting is not a natural instinct lol

Sherrod Brown@sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 4d ago

NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

LMAO????

Frosst 🏜️@frosst.bsky.social · last mo.

Proposal: All flock camera headquarters must have a shitton of flock cameras installed in their building that anybody can view on a general website

Never forget that Uvalde, Texas swung to the right in 2024

NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”

If Keisha Lance Bottoms loses I blame Georgia voters more than most people will

Where is this “post Chat GPT” world and where can I join

Robin Wigglesworth@robinwigglesworth.ft.com · 6d ago

They say no one rings a bell at the market peak but Ackman is doing his bit.

Is this that post birth abortion republicans were warning us about?

Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com · 6d ago

This is an entirely new phenomenon because before the vaccine, most women who survived measles were immune because they had it when they were young. But now, idiots who refuse to get vaccinated are giving birth to babies with measles. Two babies have died. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

For the statement “the Democratic Party is more evil than it was in 1996” to be true you have to assume “evil” includes some combination of LGBTQ rights, expanding healthcare, criminal justice reform, abortion, and green energy/climate

Katie Hobbs is an exception

SirNYC@sirnyc.bsky.social · 7d ago

Dear Texans: Here's an election pro tip. If a candidate won't debate You don't vote for them. Period. It's that simple. By not debating they're saying you're concerns are not a priority. Vote for those who will debate. They have plans and value your concerns. Vote Talarico! Vote Hinojosa!

Listen, if Jay Jones can win, then Troy Jackson can win

brent 🌹🗽@therealbrent.bsky.social · last wk.

Need him in the Senate immediately

They warned us Mamdani would impose Sharia law. Instead, he unleashed the real threat: line dancing in Bryant Park.

It never was 😭

TwoSense@twosense.bsky.social · last wk.

Dear Bluesky Elders, Tell us stories of the days when Bluesky was fun.

A federal court has ruled all Missouri maps will be eliminated. No more Missouri

Reading up on the Republican nominee for governor in Iowa

call myself a single issue voter but keep changing the single issue for each question they ask

Nick Kodama 🌳👻@nickkodama.bsky.social · last wk.

Hey. If the nyt invited you to be part of a focus group what would you do as a bit?

The thing about the first guy, is that he has a clear sense of believing in people doing the right thing, all that jazz. But then he votes for the man who explicitly has an extremely negative campaign

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · last wk.

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...