Seeing opal on this gutted me This is your call to block me if you use genai. Or preferably die
verb animal@hexacoral.bsky.social · 3mo agoCome get your roundup of the most juiceless motherfuckers alive
FunAstronomer
@funastronomer.bsky.social
Deciblesque on ao3 🏳️⚧️ if you follow me and you look like a bot you’re blocked. Anti-GenAI no exceptions
verb animal@hexacoral.bsky.social · 3mo ago
my girlfriend reading this post: why does this kinda work to the tune of hallelujah
Tony@shintonty.bsky.social · last yr.dude they nerfed you in the recent patch. yeah i'm sorry they fucked up all your stats you're bottom tier now and no one likes to play you
![comic of the "it's pride month, you know what that means" meme first panel: the viper/ashur says to tarquin: "it's pride month, quin. you know what that means" and tarquin looks back at him and says: "huh. what" second panel: the viper walks away with a hand on his hip, giving the camera a smug look as tarquin stares after him, hands held out in confusion and saying: "do you us to kill like. gay venatori. what" [end id]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w7nfpkvcfx72mekd4h3kuwpi/bafkreiep7v34j2u2rivdvf5wbldh7tzp3p4srs4i2afnpgj7aos2aq6tw4)
Everyone say nuclear out loud right now. Correctly.
Accepting questions but not criticisms. I’m right about everything forever.
![Chart of ‘how would dragon age characters react to the one ring compared to canon ring bearers’. Options are Sauron, Isildur, Gollum, Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Deagol, and Tom Bombadil. Chart text listed: How would Dragon Age Characters React to the One Ring Compared to Canon Ring Bearers
Sauron (can and will wield it): By The Book Under The Gun Ellana
Isildur (Oops! Sin of pride!): Ellisia and Vela (*indecision)
Gollum (Gremlin mode): Feral Ellana
Bilbo (Uses it for sillymode but The Consequences): Pour-Over Effect Ellana
Frodo (Destroys it but. the Consequences): Daine
Sam (Can’t carry it but can carry you): Gavren Cadash and Galen Lavellan
Deagol (Gets fucking murdered immediately): Bite Risk Ellana
Tom Bombadil (Immune to such nonsense): nobody
In the corner, category added [Gandalf (get that fucking thing out of my sight this instant)]: Vanya](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5miswcjxxqkotanxmbvr4heo/bafkreibg3rnbuqy7xghln6sp2kw5cpvhos2cpsq7jqxfcst6qsjrhgvo34)
FunAstronomer@funastronomer.bsky.social · last yr.In four hours I will pronounce my judgments. Present your blorbo. (If I don’t know your guy they’re getting assigned based on pure vibes you’ve been warned)
Bluesky deserves caked up Fenris. My version of an elf that carries a sword as tall as he is. #fenris #dragonage
In four hours I will pronounce my judgments. Present your blorbo. (If I don’t know your guy they’re getting assigned based on pure vibes you’ve been warned)
Sorry, literally none of them - but I would love to be proven wrong. (INB4 Sandal)
Krista D Ball is Canada's Messy Poutine@kristadb1.bsky.social · last yr.Reddit asks: Which Dragon Age character could withstand the one ring Everyone in the replies: KEEP IT AWAY FROM EVERYONE FROM DRAGON AGE 2 HOLY GOD JUST RUN FROM THEM RUN GO GO OMG THEY'RE COMING FOR IT
#DAFanFriday wrote my first NSFW since January ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Behold. Felavellan GAY PORN archiveofourown.org/works/66027466
The Hollows of your Heart and Hips - Deciblesque - Dragon Age - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
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Excuse me if I close my eyes and think of Felassan.
Okay it's technically not Friday for me anymore, but it's Friday somewhere... #DAFanfriday Haven't joined in for dafanfriday in FOREVER. Baby Girl Ellisia Lavellan #ChenLDart
march / april / may guy discovered colors (or rather, stopped being scared of them) wiwiwi. niamh is @katerade.posts.fyi and alia is @funastronomer.bsky.social and athena is my own
