Radical Funky Kong Facts

@funkykongfac.bsky.social

what the funk?!?? (that's my sitcom catchphrase that a laugh track plays afte 💕 hi @dazzdazzle.bsky.social 🥰

what if instead of the grinch's heart growing three sizes it was his penis lmao. can you imagine.. i'm imagining it and it's crazy lol. the more i think about it the crazier it gets. it's actually hilarious to me how big and throbbing it is in my mind...fuuckk thats funny

I've been saying this for years, and the grifters have become confident enough to say it out loud: Those who report on Nintendo care about writing a believable narrative first, and creating informative content second. These ppl can't comprehend being anti misinformation if the truth favors Nintendo

@jackal27.bsky.social says (in response to another user creating the false narrative that Miyamoto believes the release of new video games replaces their older counterparts): "Y'all have GOT to stop uncritically sharing Stealth's posts without checking your sources! I can't find a source for when and where Miyamoto supposedly said this or who translated it ANYWHERE and yet my timeline is flooded with takes on it."

Another user (who will remain anonymous, to avoid harassment) says: "Ok, but like, who cares? It comports exactly with how Nintendo actually behaves."
Joe Merrick@joemerrick.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Just seen a grifter going on about how Z-A had the "worst Pokémon launch". My dudes, it's not even the worst Pokémon launch on the Switch Pokémon and Nintendo really have a big hate grifting problem and this nonsense drowns out all actual valid criticism.

ONE. MORE. SLEEP. 1,839 days have passed since the release of Super Mario 3D All-Stars. Although this collection enabled me to 100% these games for the first time, I've made it my life's mission to shit on it for lacking Super Mario Galaxy 2. So, I guess it's time to explain exactly why I did this:

Key art for Super Mario 3D All-Stars.

100%ed bananza a few days before I need to return it to Gamefly. glad I rented it bc I dont see myself wanting to replay it much i absolutely loved it but at the same time, no more odyssey's please nintendo. thank you for the 2 mario odysseys i wanna see what else you can do now

Radical Funky Kong Facts@funkykongfac.bsky.social · last yr.

when a surface-cel says something so undergroundphobic you gotta hit them with that fractone stare

i think my silly goofy Nintendo game audience will love to hear I just beat a 40 hour turn-based RPG where everyone is sad and depressed and grieving the entire time and it was one of the most beautiful and incredible works of art Ive ever experienced and easily a top 5 game ever

Bild