Y’all ever eat a plate of spaghetti so good that you wake up several hours later, confused about where you are and what happened? Cause that’s how my Sunday played out. 🤤

Starting to feel like it’s my patriotic duty to come back and be fat online in the height of this Ozempic era. The bbw lovers are starving.

Rewatching 30 Rock for the billionth time and it just really cemented the idea that I need a service sub like Kenneth. Loyal, eager to serve, and mysteriously supernatural.

Just learned the ice cream shop in my new neighborhood has dairy-free soft serve ice cream.

Checking in here. Seems we’re all more or less in a weird/dark headspace so that’s…cool.

You know the state of the world is fucked when the bodega weed bags start making political statements. 👀

Life has been chaotic. I put on makeup for the first time in weeks and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror as I passed. Genuinely did a double take of my own ass cause it looked so good. Nature is healing.

I haven’t been doing sessions, but scrolling through my feed of dommes makes me miss toying with and ruining foolish playthings. 🥲

Sleepy. Hungry. Horny. Someone eat me out until I fall back asleep. Then wake me up for breakfast. 😬

Can we plz start crediting the artist when we share this? Artist: @vhsdogs.bsky.social

.🜏Lüsifur🜏.@luciferstarre.bsky.social · 2y ago

Yeah it was a “Roman salute.” Just like “men kissing no shirts” appeared in my family computer’s search history because of a “computer virus.”

Heavy sigh. Day 2.

A week ago I went down a rabbit-hole researching The Village People’s history and timeline of lawsuits so it’s very nice to see one of the original members release a statement.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2y ago

WATCH: “THAT’S NOT US… we would never ever perform at a Trump rally or give him the rights.” An original member of The Village People says Trump was dancing on stage to “YMCA” (known as a gay anthem) with NOT the original group, because a lawsuit gave an ex-member the rights.

Microdosing hell by living in America

If this is how it's gonna be

Finally watching the latest season of Love is Blind. Damn, they really just found the most…oatmeal flavored of people for this season, huh?

A crumb of dopamine, please?

Hi friends, I miss you. 🥲 Life has been very unsexy and uncool and I haven’t been feeling like myself for a while because of it.

Oof…lightning and thunder hours before the new year? I ain’t saying it’s an omen but…

2024 was not my favorite year, but I did gain the confidence to start publicly posting rather than continuing to keep all this ass to myself (and friends), so that’s pretty cool. 🖤

the burden of carrying this fat pussy around all the time, phew

I will make new content once I feel capable. Until then, there's plenty of me to see here and on Fansly. Right now, I deserve rest. 🖤

I did not expect to love playing Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom as much as I do. Now it’s all I want to do. Help.

I’ve had the same one line from of a Creed song stuck in my head for 24 hours and I am about to snap at any given moment.

Merry Cocksmas.

If you’re wondering where all the single women are on Christmas Eve; they’re doing their laundry. I swear every woman in my apartment complex is doing their laundry today. Haven’t seen a single man. 💀

This year I am about as prepared and apathetic for the holidays as Patti LaBelle was that one time. Better luck next year.

Acting like a real wild animal today. Unfortunately that wild animal is a mama bear preparing for hibernation.