Every time a Millennial’s favorite artist or actor gets cancelled they instinctively slouch up into the Crystal Castles pose
If it looks like an Amazon delivery and drives like an Amazon delivery, then it's an Amazon delivery, right? Not according to Amazon. Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability.
Me and my friends wouldve killed Dobby with hammers I can tell you that much
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 5d agoHarry Potter fans force relocation of £430m undersea cable to avoid Dobby’s ‘grave’
Imagine if you slept through the Sex Purge night if it was real and you had to lie to your coworkers the next day
Mitch McConnell seen leaving hospital in good spirits; asking for “Sugar…Water. Sugar in Water.”
Note to the Student Radio DJs in MA: you do not, under any circumstances, need to give out Shoutouts to Amanda Palmer
Just saw Mitch McConnell pop up on my Steam Friends list. He was playing Meet n Fuck Kingdom
Artists shouldn’t be allowed social media
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · 2w agoCat Power is antivax
*Rapidly Balding Thanos in 2015 looks to his Son with a Man Bun* “Perhaps I was too harsh…”
The cult sci-horror comedy ‘Attack The Block’ starring John Boyega, Jodie Whittaker, Luke Treadaway, Franz Drameh, and Nick Frost invaded select theaters in North America 15 years ago this week (July 2011) 🛸 ⚔️ 🧨 #OTD "𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚡𝚝!"
If Biden had thrown Trump in the slammer we wouldn't be here. You can piss and moan all you want but J6 was history books shit and history books shit requires the President to do President shit. And he didn't. And now the guy who saved millions has to eat shit from a penis like Ron Johnson
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoRon Johnson claims the the "injection injured" are committing mass suicide
Me: I had the WORST day. Nothing can come close Katy Perry, recently trapped in a giant bottle because fans refused to roll her towards the stage: Hm
Haven’t the other people in the Ukrainian bomb shelter suffered enough
The Associated Press@apnews.com · 3w agoAP Exclusive: In a Ukrainian bomb shelter, Laura Loomer explains her shift on Russia’s war and wants to admit that she fell for some falsehoods of her own.
Cyan Worlds@cyan.com · 3w agoOver a year ago, we built a prototype for a new Myst Universe game meant for publisher eyes only. This project is NOT in active development, but we're proud of the work the team did, and wanted to share it with you all. Presenting: Project Anglerfish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvNGt02yZNc
I love instagram ads showing up as posts, so I can see what mutual sickos follow the Crocs brand
pre-war steel
Emanuel Maiberg@emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social · 4w agocompanies are sourcing millions of printed books for AI labs that scan them for training data, then destroy them. printed books are more valuable because they're free of AI slop, and AI labs know destroying them is an "optics problem." www.404media.co/ai-companies...