This popped up in memories today. I had received a bunch of pictures from my aunt, including this series that I do not remember at all. I only had one option.
Roccam Soccam’s Razor
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Migrating from X, P2/DF. Gonna be a lot of DFW Sports + Longhorns, occasionally some politics
Anyone want to go look for the gold marble and split the prize? I have an idea but don’t have the hour+ it would take to drive there, park, and look around.
Oh come on, I JUST got used to saying Merry Christmas again, thanks to Trump.
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 6h ago💯 😵💫
Nothing has topped this but, in hindsight, maybe they should’ve used his brother
USA Today: “fucking taxes, how do they work?”
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
JFC, now I remember why you don’t post a slightly humorous video of a janky car and dare to mention something political.
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I kind of live in the boonies (10 miles from the nearest town) and we just got a brand new 7-11 down the road. Only one other gas station in a 25 mile stretch and they opened up at 50¢ higher a gallon than the other one. Not really a good way to welcome yourself
The only time Trump played a golf tournament where he couldn't cheat, the American Century Celebrity Tournament in 2006 at Edgewood Tahoe Golf Course in Stateline, Nevada., he shot 52 over par in 3 rounds and finished in 62nd place out of 80 celebrities.
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 6d agoHow come Trump has won every golf tournament held at one of his own courses but has never won one on any other courses?
While I’m posting shit I saw in 7 miles on I30 today, looks like the dyslexics* have taken over the highway signage. *Bill Parcells voice: no offense
Every day I’m thankful that Governor Abbott got rid of vehicle inspections. Live free and die!
I blame @audiojillian.bsky.social for this song getting stuck in my head weekly for 15 years, so I’m assuming she and the doc will be front row for this.
Everyone will have their genitals inspected as soon as they leave their house every day. If you’re doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about right? -brought to you by FriendsOfFlock
the_dude@lebowski76.bsky.social · 2d agoso some loser couldn’t swim fast enough and came in 5th place and now we gotta make sure people have the right plumbing??
This person has almost 5,000 followers yet somehow gets no interaction. Her feed is nearly all reskeets but her reply feed is just filled with this on multiple other posts. I don’t understand internet. Assuming she’s a bot followed by 5,000 bots.
ladyggkittynumnums.bsky.social@ladyggkittynumnums.bsky.social · 2d agoWEAR NOT STUPID ,.. REPUBLICANS USED TO MIDWEST AND SOUTH ARE STUPID MAGA BELIEVE EVERYTHING TRUMP'S REPUBLICANS SAY ,.. HOWEVER THE REST OF US AMERICANS WE KNOW THAT MITCH IS DEAD ,.. BRAIN DEAD ,.. THAT MEANS HE NOT COMING BACK EVER!! ....... MITCH IS DEAD THAT THE TRUTH ,..!!!
Ben and Skin to Lone Star 92.5. Alright then. Is that the last one on their DFW radio checklist?
Happy Mitch McConnell Death Day to all who celebrate.
Ingrid Bergman and The Shawshank Redemption
emceekayvee@emceekayvee.bsky.social · 6d agoDownplay a book or movie: The Mediocre Gatsby
Saw this, reposted it, then tried to go to TikTok to find her account and save it (since Bluesky won’t let us download videos) and this is literally the first thing that pops up
I really want to switch from Nextlink to Starlink but I really don’t want to give him more money. On the other hand, it’s not like he’s counting on my $130/mo
TIL Kelly from Pugs & Kelly passed away. Somehow I completely missed that when it happened.
Me: I’m going to wake up early on Saturday and get so much done before it gets hot. The metal rod that’s stuck in my wife’s sidewall:
Saw a Jeep this morning that had been named PSYCHOTHERAPIST and Arrested Development has just ruined me.
I tried to make a joke about the president, but I shit the bed.
k_the_okayest@ktheokayest.bsky.social · 5d agoI tried to make a joke about bowling, but I dropped the ball