Gabriel Snyder

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Executive Editor, Enterprise at Newsweek Previously: Publisher & EIC of The Fine Print, EIC of The New Republic, Editor of The Atlantic Wire, EIC of Gawker, Reporter at Variety, Reporter at The New York Observer, etc.

One of the things that perplexes me about the AI business discourse is that people regularly claim that AI can do things that anyone who uses AI know it cannot do — and the CEO of OpenTable should be the first to know that ChatGPT cannot tell you whether a restaurant has open reservations.

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By now most people have discovered the joy of asking Al highly specific logistical questions. What's the best route to drive from Detroit to New York this weekend dodging thunderstorms and without losing cell service? Or, as Debby Soo, CEO of OpenTable, recently suggested of a typical ChatGPT restaurant search: "I'm looking for a seafood restaurant that's celiac- friendly, but has been nominated for a James Beard, in Boston, this Friday at seven."

Here’s a new form of enshittification I’ve noticed: Amazon no longer tells me what I’ve ordered in its email receipts. I have to tap to the app for that info now.

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When I last rewatched The Wire, I remember thinking it felt like such a cultural artifact of the 90s even though it aired in the 2000s. (And not just because it’s ghetto gangster page tech was way out of date by the time it aired.)

It’s March 3, 2004. One will become one of the most polarizing figures on earth. The other’s acting career peaks as an Apple TV sci-fi show villain after a long line of Cadillac ads. Yes, Apple makes TV now. It’s sort of the new HBO. Oh, right… they go further than Oz and Sex and the City then die.

screenshot of Common and Kanye West performing “The Food” on the Chappelle Show on March 3, 2004

Weird thing I recently learned: I had not seen all of “Breaking Bad.” I remembering watching the pilot and being uninterested. Heard later, I think mid-second season that it got really good and started watching, religiously. But, as I’ve learned, I never went back and caught up.

I saw Jeffrey Toobin quoted in a story as a “contributing New York Times opinion writer.” Having missed that announcement, I googled to learn more about his new role and these are the top two results I got.

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Contributing Opinion Writer, The New York Times; author,
"The Pardon: The Politics of Presidential Mercy." • Experience: The New York Times • Education: ...


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The Undoing of Jeffrey Toobin
Jun 10, 2021 - Jeffrey Toobin's fateful appointment with Zoom. Mr. Toobin, 60, committed the act that would make him subject, not observer, of scandal, ...

It’s March 3, 2004. One will become one of the most polarizing figures on earth. The other’s acting career peaks as an Apple TV sci-fi show villain after a long line of Cadillac ads. Yes, Apple makes TV now. It’s sort of the new HBO. Oh, right… they go further than Oz and Sex and the City then die.

screenshot of Common and Kanye West performing “The Food” on the Chappelle Show on March 3, 2004

Listening to Andrew Giuliani defend Trump’s intervention to get FIFA overturn the red card the day after Belgium won and… this is not the prediction I would have made when I first learned of him. … also, boy, does this make me feel old.

I visited Mexico City last summer for the first time and I can’t tell you how badly the altitude kicked my ass. It all looks flat but it’s all higher than 7,000 feet. It’s insane. To put it perspective, the Azteca is more than 2.000 feet higher than Denver’s fearsome Mile High Stadium.

Remember when, way back in 2025, one of the savvy takes making the Beltway rounds was that Democratic chances for retaking the House would dissipate in a wave of pro-Trump patriotism inspired by America 250?

Stunned to learn that the PK against Croatia was Ronaldo’s first ever goal in a WC knockout stage game. Heard the Fox announcer mention it casually and had to look it up to see it was true.

A very brief history of the United States: In 1776, Americans attested that "all men are created equal" and have been arguing about who that broad statement *shouldn't* apply to ever since.

I always like checking what questions media outlets put in their subscriber surveys. Today, the Washington Post is asking if I'm less likely to renew my subscription because "The writers/journalists I am most interested in have left The Washington Post"

Reader survey screenshot from the Washington Post

I grew up 15 minutes from Middletown and later lived near there for another 15 years. To be sure, the Appalachian migration in our area was significant, but Southern accents are rare.

In Hillbilly Elegy (haven’t cracked Communion yet) JD Vance recounts over and over the indignities he faced for speaking with a southern accent. Except, he didn’t grow up in the south, he grew up outside Cincinnati…

I have a feeling that a lot of people shocked that Spencer Pratt won’t be the next LA mayor also thought Andrew Cuomo could win as NYC Mayor as the pro-Israel, Trump-friendly candidate. Cluelessness and out-of-touchness in the national political discourse continues to skyrocket.

My CitiBike membership is about to renew and I think it might be the year to cut the cord. After lowering the e-bike speed and raising per minute prices, a trip even with membership is touching $10, which is ridiculous to me. If I really miss e-biking, I think it might time to invest in one.

One of my few, waning 20th century joys: calling the local pizza place to get a pie for delivery. As long as I don’t get put on hold forever, it’s quick and pleasant and efficient and human and far better than punching in an order on app.