My cat going to the bathroom isn’t out of the ordinary in my house, and since she often joins me when I go to brush my teeth, I know for a fact that all she does is lie on the floor enjoying the texture of it. This is the first time I’ve caught her halfway down the toilet bowl… willingly…

Wanna scam rich people? Just vomit on a blank canvas and sell it for 15 million dollars as “modern art”

I just love being told by my father to invite my cousin to go watch a movie she wants to watch but don’t got anyone to watch it with, and it’s a movie I give less than 2 shits about. I just love realizing my cousin already watched it and now I just invited her to go watch a movie I don’t wanna watch

Lived in: 🇩🇰 Born in: 🇩🇰 Parents: 🇩🇰🇩🇰 Grandparents: 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰 Great grandparents: likely also 🇩🇰 if not 🇩🇪 Been to: 🇩🇰🇳🇴🇩🇪🇫🇷🇧🇪🇨🇭🇮🇹 What we call my kind of Danish, translates directly to “Potato Dane”

BIRTHDAY Ari :3@aripoppy.bsky.social · 18h ago

Lived in: 🇺🇸 Born in: 🇺🇸 Parents: 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Grandparents: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Great grandparents: don't know Been to: 🇺🇸 ... damn

It should be illegal to lock the use of a button on a gaming controller behind a paywall. It’s the exact same as renting movies on streaming services. You already payed for it, so you’d naturally expect full access- are you a fucking idiot? Nothing’s free, even shit you already purchased bitch.

I just love being the only person in a big Minecraft server who isn’t completely poisoned by capitalism and just gives shit away for free what others sell in-game at insanely high prices. Fuck capitalism. Give all your shit away for free!

Just saw an old MoistCritikal video going over Linus Tech Tips almost destroying his own career when he mistook the Hard R for the slur used for mentally disabled people. I’m being fully honest. Hands on the good book. I did also reach that assumption bc I didn’t know what “Hard R” was until now.

DS, Mario Kart DS and New Super Mario Bros ig

ConjuredRowl@conjuredrowl.bsky.social · 2d ago

Wii with Super Mario Galaxy!! and Wii Sports too ofc

Nintendo: We added Mario Kart World Free Roam music from 3 games to Nintendo Music! Also Nintendo: *literally only gave 1 of the 3 games just 1 music piece* They really know how to make tiny shit sound like HUGE shit sometimes

I got a conspiracy theory for you. Tin foil hats on. The reason the Oscars has abandoned wins for Disney and Pixar products in favor of actual works of art like Flow and The Boy and the Heron, is quite simply AI. AI is the antithesis of art and creativity and giving wins to real art is good.

They should honestly bring back the contest conditions. I much prefer Feebas’ evolution needing high Beauty stat specifically. Ties well into its Ugly Duckling-esque change. Now it’s just any old trade with a held item type shit.

Gally 🇬🇱🇫🇴🇩🇰@gall4had.bsky.social · 2d ago

I both love and hate Pokémon evolutions that are cliche non-level evolutions like gender specific or trade. Notable examples are: Gallade. It’s exclusive to male Kirlia AND needs a Dawn Stone. Escavalier and Accelgor. Karrablast and Shelmet both only evolve when traded for one another.

I both love and hate Pokémon evolutions that are cliche non-level evolutions like gender specific or trade. Notable examples are: Gallade. It’s exclusive to male Kirlia AND needs a Dawn Stone. Escavalier and Accelgor. Karrablast and Shelmet both only evolve when traded for one another.

QTP with a game that released in the year you were born!

Pokemon Emerald Version Title Screen

ALT: Pokemon Emerald Version Title Screen

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Glyn 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤@wolfievii.bsky.social · 2d ago

QTP with a game that released in the year you were born!

Wtf

Gally 🇬🇱🇫🇴🇩🇰@gall4had.bsky.social · last wk.

I swear to fucking god

Just watched MandJTV’s “most hated Pokémon” video and he brought smth up that got me thinking. He mentioned if the most hated pokémon could be affected by the fanbase being predominantly male and if it’d be different if it was predominantly female. Thoughts in replies…

“Letting Jesus take the wheel” If you let Jesus take the wheel, he’ll take you straight to him.

Dear parents. It is not society’s job to raise your children. It is not the internet’s job to raise your children. It is not the government’s job to raise your children. It is not video games’ job to raise your children. It is YOUR job to raise your children. Sincerely, everyone.

normalize not paying for things

I just learned that a lot of Danes move to the US because they couldn’t become a police officer in Denmark, so they pick the US where it’s a lot easier. Idk how I feel about that. Like, it’s clear the people in question care much less about the safety of others than Denmark does.

Ofc there was the time before that, in 2012-13ish where I’d often bring my DS to school to play on. As for PCs and such, we only had one in the classroom, and it was one old piece of 90s junk lmao. There was also this one girl. I doubt I’ll ever have as big a crush on anyone as I had on her.

Gally 🇬🇱🇫🇴🇩🇰@gall4had.bsky.social · 4d ago

I remember playing constantly on an ipad in school back in 2013-14ish, playing tons of Jetpack Joyride, Minecraft Pocket Edition, Fruit Ninja and the cool SFX app that literally just added special effects to camera recordings like explosions and a giant spider.

I remember playing constantly on an ipad in school back in 2013-14ish, playing tons of Jetpack Joyride, Minecraft Pocket Edition, Fruit Ninja and the cool SFX app that literally just added special effects to camera recordings like explosions and a giant spider.

Btw this is mostly the reason why I haven’t made a new promosky or smth like that in over 2 months now.

Gally 🇬🇱🇫🇴🇩🇰@gall4had.bsky.social · 4d ago

Not sure how active I’ll be here on Bluesky going forward. There’s just been less and less for me to do here, all the while more and more of my focus goes into my irl friends and stuff like that. I’m slowly becoming less and less chronically online.

Not sure how active I’ll be here on Bluesky going forward. There’s just been less and less for me to do here, all the while more and more of my focus goes into my irl friends and stuff like that. I’m slowly becoming less and less chronically online.

WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 24-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 1.2 MILLION people in Denmark found NO LINK between aluminum in childhood vaccines and autism, asthma, OR chronic disorders. Aluminum is an ADJUVANT. It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine. That’s it.

Being the one autistic friend in an ADHD-filled friend group means text messages in the middle of the night + insane short term memory loss. + I’m the only not dyslexic person in the friend group so guess what my job is most times we hang out :D

Since this got around bit of attention, I’ll add a small note. I don’t doubt that there are good MCU movies. The new Spider Man movie is said to be good and that’s great! I’m just not all that interested anymore. For Marvel movies, I’ll be just fine with the ones I’ve already watched.

Gally 🇬🇱🇫🇴🇩🇰@gall4had.bsky.social · 6d ago

Am I going to watch the new Spider Man movie? No. And I going to watch Avengers: Doomsday? Also No. Idk I’m just kinda done with cinematic universes. I’ll watch a movie and maybe its sequels if I feel like it. Here tho, I don’t. Just let the MCU die, good lord, Disney…

I know this is so smol it’s kinda pedantic, but I really don’t like how in ACNH, the opening screen often focuses on hotel visitors rather than villagers. It feels kinda wrong for it to focus on a random visitor as opposed to an actual inhabitant you’ve spent a lot of time with.

I can’t be the only one who thinks Angry Birds movie 2 just feels like a very very poorly made parody of the first movie comedy-wise, right? Like, the Talking Tom series felt more directly tied to the original game than this garbage. The third one seems to be kinda the same shit different movie.