nintendo direct on september 10th?

picked out new glasses today after my eye exam, lowkey got the liv agar frames

so do any OTHER 80 years olds want to die this week?

hey when you say magic the gathering is for the polycule can you include me in that. magic the gathering is for the polycule and midwest bmo. thank you

saw at least 6 queer ppl i knew at the camp miasma showing btw

brace belden has died

camp miasma was great they should make more lesbian slasher movies

I just don’t think I could handle living alone because i’m worried one bad night would just end with me killing myself

can’t believe I manifested my relationship through posting online

midwest BMO@gendermarxism.bsky.social · last yr.

they/them lesbian… save me… they/them lesbian save me they/them lesbian

sometimes I get scared and then I remember i’m mexican

this woman is trying to get a restraining order because this guy commented on her tiktok saying “we’re going to sing amazing grace at yo house when you die”

I can’t wait for fall. I live a big sweater. all my best outfits are based around big sweater

idk dude you just rub my pussy the wrong way

if you ever get pulled over by a white cop just say “hey do I know you from some where?” and then say “oh it’s because you kinda look like charlie kirk”

god forbid a guy moan a little bit when he stretches. oh im not allowed to let out a shaky little squeak when i raise my arms up and stand on my tippy toes and arch my back and my ass pops nicely and my shirt rides up a bit and you can see my tummy . Just because im. A man. Fucked up country

I don’t know why i have been feeling so anxious and on edge lately :/ I need to go back to therapy :(

ultimately i think the wisconsin race came down to evers going around the media saying “if hong wins we are doomed, its over” and any in or out-of-state left leaning politician refusing to endorse or rally with hong. it’s very annoying how perception of “electability” matters

the takeaway in WI isn’t “voters are stupid” like liberals do when they lose the general. a nobody politician candidate who labeled themselves as socialist almost beat the entire establishment media apparatus

telling the cop that pulled me over that i’m an illegal immigrant the way sovereign citizens do

told the workers at my polling place that i’m an illegal immigrate and they let me vote twice 🥰

WISCONSIN ELECTION DAY

i personally think polymarket and all companies like it should be regulated out of existence and their assets seized by the state

The ads alone are worth the price of The Onion’s print edition

googling robert pattison voice training methods

They were so real for this one.