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it's always the ones you most suspect (Republicans)

my loser friends don't want to dress as ABBA for Halloween, so I guess this is finally the year I go as Goldberry

Dobby died because I kicked the shit out of him

i end a lot of emails "have a great day!" for someone who does not care how that person's day goes.

quote the energy you bring to bluesky

megan thee stalin@megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social · 2d ago

Quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

i fear for the youth. i asked a new-hire for his direct deposit information, and he provided his phone number. my dude, i am not venmo-ing you your paycheque, this is a business.

Enough with the speakeasies. Stop hiding bars.

few things as humbling as going to a 7 year old's birthday party at the park you used to drink in as a teenager

this is my new political affiliation

saxton@ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 5d ago

bring back smoking inside* *select locations

early 2000's metalhead Steph has control of the playlist, pray for me

it's been a minute since I put a screaming baby to bed, but good to know I've still got it

saxton@ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 4d ago

babysitting my 8 month old niece, so naturally I'm introducing her to Scooby Doo

this will solve all my problems, right?

babysitting my 8 month old niece, so naturally I'm introducing her to Scooby Doo

tomorrow I'm going to the fancy bra store where they measure you, so I'm prepared to find out that I'm a size 1892.jpg or something

also, don't come at me like my partner did, talking about how She-ra was originally a bad guy. We've all been caught under a spell. she's relatable!

saxton@ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 4d ago

watching the He-Man movie and shouting "where's She-ra?" the whole time, like a responsible modern woman

watching the He-Man movie and shouting "where's She-ra?" the whole time, like a responsible modern woman

the only answer was "on your butt", you've all failed me

saxton@ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 5d ago

I bought shorts so short they might be illegal and I need to know when and where I can wear them

I bought shorts so short they might be illegal and I need to know when and where I can wear them

bring back smoking inside* *select locations

every time i think i have a new idea for syphoning dollars from billionaires to redistribute, it always ends up being either taxes or murder

what if, instead of work: no work?

hell is trying to put on a black bodysuit without getting deodorant everywhere

rare day on the internet has left me thinking: I've seen entirely too much of that woman's crotch for one day, thanks

I am choosing to believe that grape flavour's return to popularity is a good omen

me, watching Alone (the wilderness survival show): if you ever see me on this show, please know that I did NOT sign up for it and I require immediate rescue

back from the wilderness, what did I miss?

heading out camping to enjoy the *checks forecast* torrential rain and thunderstorms for a few days. wish me luck.

And your falsies know when you’re anxious.