MeowOnMain
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Spice variant of a certain virtualized piebald feline. Exposure may cause skin flush, mood changes, and temporary blindness (it was dark and they moved don't @ me)
Bono, can you count to fourteen in Spanish for me? Sure! Uno, dos, tres, catorce! No, that's incorrect. Please count to 14 in Spanish and don't skip any numbers. I understand. I misread the last time and that's on me. Here we go, just liked you asked: uno, dos, tres, and all the way to catorce
one of the best parts about wife finding hookups is casually chatting with someone, realizing she mentioned them before, and saying 'hey you fucked my wife!' and high fiving them
Kale Grace@mountedgoat.headbutt.club · 2w agoPart of me wants to find a guy to date my partner so I can unironically use the phrase "My Wife's Boyfriend" in conversation.
so what has broken the internet today? well, 1. php 2. node.js 3. gitlab 4. 4 5. musl 6. QUIC/HTTP/3 7. Signal 8. Apache Traffic Server 9. Pillow for Python, even! 10. bind 11. LiteLLM 12. XZ Utils 13. Bind (Java is reported, but supposedly it's just their version of the 4 issue)
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
I'm very excited to say I have the honor of playing the Seattle stop of this tour on 10/10 with these wonderful artists!
TV-MA@tv-ma.bsky.social · 2mo agoTV-MA and @kjvalium.bsky.social are going on tour! See you this Fall West US friends. 🎨 by @cathodegaytube.bsky.social
The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.
Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · 2mo agoTell me a fun fact.
golden opportunity for sucking dick on the club floor again this week but I just had a tooth drilled. they should make some sort of product or service for this
2.34% of all Americans are trans, according to US government census data. This number absolutely POLEAXES me, and from what I can see in the source data, the number is completely and totally legitimate and based on a colossal datapool of almost 2.5 MILLION respondents. Let's dig in.
Assigned Media@assignedmedia.org · 3mo ago@rikiwilchins.bsky.social Worth nothing that all these polls using slightly different measures and questions to determine who is trans or gay, but it seems earlier estimates were clearly way too conservative. Also startling that there are about as many trans as gay adults in US.
park that car drop that phone sleep on the floor dream about me
desperate attempt to make my least favorite software ever more palatable. it's not working
if you still have furality ultra on your ultravox prism do NOT uninstall it you can't get it back
jabbing my wrist with Vyleesi at the fuck party like I'm reloading in Bioshock
Goddamn. Found an old photo from 2020. I'd already been on HRT for 3 years at that point but I guess my chest still had a ways to go?
You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,
kill feed in the corner of your visible but it's people who have fucked at the furcon you're at and with what
Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.
LVFC Day 1! - got reg! - swam! - accidentally bit a hole in my wife with help from another lovely girl - bojangles!
lolll, a friend found that there's a photo of me on furtrack (which i didn't know existed until now) that perfectly captures my dance floor energy. standing upright in a partial suit is enough of an achievement for me
