In other Michigan news, the state looks set to elect it's first transgender lawmaker. Joanna Whaley won her Democratic primary and will compete in November for a state house seat, beating a primary opponent who tried and failed to disqualify her for not running under her deadname

No matter who wins now, you don't have to think about Hailey Stevens for two years. You can even forget her name, it's fine.

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Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 21h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

I've been trying to get rid of a couch for free and i'm competing with like five listings on facebook marketplace. I gotta say that my big takeaway here is that it's probably a bad idea to buy new furniture from a store if you can move it yourself since people just give this shit away.

WILL STANCIL YOU DRIVE A HONDA FIT AND YOU CAN'T BUY A NEW ONE BECAUSE IT WAS TOO RELIABLE AT TOO LOW A COST FOR THE US MARKET. THE METAPHOR APPLIES TO THE EXACT SITUATION THAT YOU PERSONALLY LIVE WITH. GO BUY A CR-V.

katie@supermathskid.bsky.social · yesterday

okay now he's gone too far

My current roommate smells like a weed store that burned down. Take a shower dude

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One of the most bizarre things I see on reddit are people who quit smoking for health reasons, but then their body gets healthier and their dick starts working, so they start masturbating... then feel guilty and start smoking to quit that. They'd rather die than jerk off. No lung november.

I looked into getting into the flesh and blood TCG but damn that game looks dead as hell in nyc.

uploaded my id to facebook to use marketplace, over/under on them rejecting me for using my name?

If you have a lot of retirement accounts from various jobs you've had over the years, you really should consolidate/find them. If you don't look at them at least once every four years, the state is allowed to escheat them and just take the money from you. You can get it back-- at the value they took

*nodding along* yes I understand

I had to remake a facebook account to do all of the annoying things that require it for some stupid reason.

the pundit moral panic over hasan piker is pretty revealing about the salaried-journo class.

Love has never needed permission from labels 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 My emptiness of gender lets me see that clearly. Anxiety tightens around transgender lives right now. Why must their chosen bonds still pass through someone else’s gate? Why is the soul they claim treated as a request instead of a right?

Why are Endfield reconveners both 1) Annoyed with being mistaken for their past-universe counterparts 2) dedicated to dressing in the exact same outfit

I keep having to hear about Hank Green. I learned what a Vaush was against my will. I refuse to learn any more about this kind of thing.

Wow. Reddit is depressing as fuck if you aren't hitting show me less of this every five seconds.

Sometimes you have to lay down, sigh, and accept that you will never be vice president of the United States.

I don't know how this would fuck things up but I'm not about to find out.

since this has now happened several times this week i feel the need to say that cis people trying to “well, actually” me (or any other trans person) on the fascist dissolution of our rights and the engines thereof just isn’t going to go well. if you feel challenged by something i said, sit with it

Why can't these jokers ever get gangster about something healthy. Like porn, or getting vaccinated against measles.

The TOS being so strict that they control you offsite is the problem; sites like Patreon and Kofi have offsite clauses too. The social criminalization of the suggestion that somewhere you might be doing nsfw is a problem. It's branding a person as obscene and we need consumers to stand up for us

Sam Cole@samleecole.bsky.social · 5d ago

a bunch of popular ASMR artists lost their channels forever this week, after YouTube cited them for violating terms against "sexually gratifying" content: www.404media.co/youtube-asmr...

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Anyone in Rhode Island need a couch? Unused since 2019

Hyperbole will kill us all

Brain you are 42. Stop thinking about elementary school.

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