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@glassc0ffin.bsky.social
amateur naturalist, 35mm enthusiast, spinster, milf, ocean sunfish #1 fan. somewhere mentally monologuing about the pre-raphaelites while knitting yet another lap blanket. professional critical thinker/huge idiot https://emj92.neocities.org
It’s funny how one doctor being prejudiced can fuck up your entire month
Mike Wake had the perfect relationship set up. I hope he appreciated his lesbian-centric semi-non sexual throuple
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"When we look up at the starry sky, the soul’s experience of delight belongs to us, but the eternal laws of the stars, which we may grasp in thought and in spirit, do not belong to us. They belong to the stars."
Me: what day of the week is it? Psalm: 86. Me: ah yes. Louie: how did you even come up with that number? Psalm: my mouth
I love a proven, evidence-backed method. Surely time has shown that prohibition and abstinence are the only options that truly make a difference. I for one am so glad alcohol was outlawed 109 years ago and can't wait for the inevitable success of this attempt to take tobacco away from people
I know time does get (rightfully) bullied but I don’t think they get bullied enough
Rich Dad, Poor Dad, Dad With Only One Thing On His Mind And That Is Summoning The Pervert Ghost Beetlejuice
Happy to report that the kids are using hacky sacks again
Margaret Killjoy@margaret.bsky.social · 7mo agothis week's post is about the embarrassing legacy of the Irish-Americans, whiteness, why I don't particularly care about St. Patrick's Day, and why it was cool when Irish Americans used to get drunk, crossdress, and kill landlords. margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/fenian-bas...
had a multi-tier stress dream in which my main opponent was a young jeremy renner
no one tells you the main expense of toddlers are berries
this morning psalm was very into their outfit, and when we walked out, they told the sun: "look how cute i am!"
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PSALM JUST TOOK A SCREENSHOT ON MY FLIP PHONE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT
dude my dentist died. i called to make sure i was still scheduled and the receptionist was like "this is a new dentist now who doesn't take medi-cal (rude)" wtf 😭 rip huang you were the best dentist ive been to in adulthood 🙏
openai accusing deepseek of unauthorized use of their data is...very funny. i don't think they can appreciate the irony, unfortunately
every day i learn something new about the human body!!! rad
my kid says things are "too spicy" when they don't like them, which creates funny moments where they'll eat my mom's sriracha noodles but the watered down apple juicebox is "too spicy"
queer crafting so hard i just considered cutting my microbangs with my rotary cutter