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Was watching Buffy’s Anya backstory episode. Friend asked why I sighed. “She’s not of a sufficiently high social class to have domesticated rabbits that far north in Europe in that century, but the writers couldn’t know, the paper was only presented at a conference yesterday.” Accuracy is fleeting.

Daniel@deargodwhaat.bsky.social · 20h ago

Prompts a fun question: whats the most niche historical inaccuracy in a piece of work that annoys you Not like 'oh they were referring to the wrong king' , more 'they had the wrong king on a banknote in one scene'

magnus archives spoilers: oh shit you guys, the extinction WAS REAL. it wasn't feared by people, it was FEARED BY THE FEARS THEMSELVES. the archivist planned to help everyone and everything die, to stop the powers spreading. his plan WAS the extinction. I NEED JOHNNY SIMS TO CONFIRM/DENY ASAP

the good news with these indignities is that the more you experience them the more you are disabused of the notion that there is something wrong with you. you understand: they simply do what they like, all the time

Has this ever happened to YOU? [Image of a person stepping onto a trampoline] [Image of a bull flying through the air] [Image of a person flying upwards] [Image of a bull flying through the air, now visibly pregnant] [Image of a minotaur falling out of a bull in the air]

Saying Lucy is going to pull the football away is defeatist and in the end only serves Lucy's agenda. Relax, everyone: Lucy is NOT going to pull the football away. She simply doesn't have the political juice to pull the football away this time.

i had a dream the magnus archives did a spinoff where everything was the same except the first letters of everyone's name were swapped. sonathan jims, blartin mackwood, lurgen jeitner and so on. stimothy toker would be a pretty good username