every right-winger complaining about women's sports is a pedophile who wants women and girls banned from athletics unless they are children who are forced to be sexually available to coaches and team doctors

making puppygirls pull my sled to deliver diphtheria antitoxin to Nome

This gonna be a fire cover art for my J/7 zine #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager

Koei Tecmo’s “chubbier” Atelier Karia player poll spurs desperate pleas to “please do it” and “make her bigger” among Japanese fans https://automaton-media.com/en/news/koei-tecmos-chubbier-atelier-karia-player-poll-spurs-desperate-pleas-to-please-do-it-and-make-her-bigger-among-japanese-fans/

Koei Tecmo’s “chubbier” Atelier Karia player poll spurs desperate pleas to “please do it” and “make her bigger” among Japanese fans

Atelier Karia's "chubbier" design gains immense support in Koei Tecmo's recent user survey.

automaton-media.com

Sketch by the sea

my grand son died of complications from autism please send $19.95 plus $5.95 S&H to TRAINS at PO Box 1100-Z in Elgin, IL 60120 in lieu of flowers

Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂

There is not a resting bee on a flower that i havent drawn

my condolences. TWO THREE FOUR

First panel: a man on a television screen asks, "Have you ever wanted—" Second panel: a Buddhist abruptly changes the channel and interrupts: "No."

THE ACKROOMS

What a scoop!

A house haunted by tiny ghosts, a micro-booery

the only reason I own proper champagne flutes is because, when Henry Kissinger died, I realized I had André champagne but only a couple of goofy red and blue wine glasses to pour it into

Populism is cute and all, but laws should be made and executed by professionals. Governing is complicated and should be treated as very highly-skilled labor, not as a prize for influencers who know less about any given subject than I do as a high school graduate with no degree.

Eric Andre couldn't dream of making an interview this awkward

This is where I live

my neurons at work

I love you.

Kit loaf cause why not bro💛 #gameoverse

I have been playing this obsessively since I learned that Windows solitaire is a subscription product now: I solved #Solitaire deal #50960 in 1min 36s, 97 moves (0 backtracked; 0 hinted). I defeated the computer, it takes this sucker 98 moves! Beat me if you can: freesolitaire.win/turn-three#5...

Solitaire, draw three

Play Klondike Solitaire, “turn 3” rules. Free web game, fast on any device.

freesolitaire.win

so I've got a history podcast on in the background and just heard "Beneš and the Czechs" now all I can hear is 🎵 B-B-B-Beneš and the Czechs 🎵

trying to flirt with an anarchist babe, unaware that "zine" does not rhyme with "line"

I never would have thought that the Mighty Mighty Bosstones and Reel Big Fish would be so popular in Montana, but I guess that's why they call it Big Ska Country.

I went to one of those snake churches once. It was a nice service, but it got uncomfortable when they brought out the communion mice.