remembering how I tried to get Korb to play my formative childhood favorite King's Quest VI, and the only part he was interested in was repeatedly taking a mint from the pawn shop guy's table and eating it

Happy Bowser Day! 🖤

Someone's heated up for the next bout! Badass comm from @greyyarts.bsky.social !!

This guy named redheadturtledad64 sends you a dm. Better hurry before there's no cake left! Here's my late Bowser Day contribution. [ #ZyyphArts ]

Would you just look at those big ol' paws 🥰

Big Bowser stomps for Bowser day! #Bowserday #Bowserday2026

How much do I bench, you ask, with these long arms of mine? Well, sit a spell and I shall tell of another exercise -- the deadlift -- at which I excel, and the original question will thus be forgotten, ne'er to return

I think it's important for all of us to remember that 7 decades before MCU fatigue, there was some pretty serious cultural Abbott and Costello fatigue. Did they really need to join the Foreign Legion? Meet Frankenstein? *and* Go to Mars? OK it is not actually important for us all to remember this

you could put any three syllables after Spider-Man: , followed by a year in the 2017-2026 range, and there'd be a good 20% chance I'd falsely remember watching it. Like Spider-Man: Ant Farm Piss (2023), and I'd be like "oh yeah he *did* piss in that ant farm to try to impress MJ"

I think there is one of the earlier non-spiderverse Spider-Mans that I haven't seen, but I'm not sure how I would be able to confirm or deny that

I found a thing where people point their phones at themselves and say words about the controversy du jour, and there's a whole line of these short videos, or "shorts", stretching downward to infinity. It's like a bluesky that takes much more time to consume, like a fry sleeve full of raw potatoes

Psst, hey buddy, you wanna be a real Koopa this #bowserday ? Listen, I know a guy who's got the goods, make all those kingdom dreams come true. I'll link him below 😉

wow, this runs deeper than I thought

Happy Bowser day!

Patreon reward for @alcitron.bsky.social !

Glitch, please

I'm so confused. Are any of these even actual shows? Or is it just like "which of these sound like names of TV shows you might watch?" What is reality even anymore

For 8-4 Bowser Day they should make Bsky so that your scrolling infinitely repeats the same short sections unless you make the right arbitrary choices

Bowser doodles to prepare for this dumb slut’s stupid birthday Happy girthday boss!

reading but still listening to the gossip around 🦁

I did something a little different and drew Bowser in his amnesiac Rookie phase. The bandana makes him look cute. #Art #Fanart #BowserDay2026

This old OC's been on my mind again... for reasons-

Sorry for that delay everyone. My move ended up taking up two weeks. It was a lot more grueling and time consuming than I expected Here's a new crazed wolverine. How I felt by the end of it, honestly Everything's set up, so now back to the regular schedule 💪

My first official sona! Say hello to Terry the Bearded Bull Dragon ☀. Character sheets are now also available! (DM if interested 💬)

free jouch

Shirtless, paunchy guy in baggy shorts who I just saw walking around a business park, I genuinely believe you have found some inner peace that nearly all of us lack

The part they don't show you in the Minions movies is that the average *individual* Minion only lives for 20 minutes. They lack digestive tracts, let alone higher cognition, and exist only to bud off more Minions before expiring with an eerie smile

dubious credentials. That is not how you hold a bat unless you're reverse armpit bunting

gamerbros these days have played all the Assassin's Creeds and will be like "yeah a metope is an architectural element between two triglyphs in a Doric frieze, you have to cling to those instead of the cornice or architrave or you fall. Bro did you skip the Abstergo briefing for the hit on Pericles"

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