|| Starlord and The Punisher bonding over weapons? Honestly, an interaction I'd love to see in actual Canon 🤣
"Jesus man, you're like a walking Armory - we could've used some of those last time we dealt with the Kree. Have you ever considered joining a space team?" He said with a laugh
Frank Castle [H]@1batch2batch.bsky.social · 8mo agoNot just firearms. He's raided the ninja hideouts too, so he has some edged weapons of a fanciful nature.
"Oh-? Now that I can get behind. No spoilers on your gift, buddy. But it mightttttt rhyme with alien fun-" Getting The Punisher a weapon from outer space, how original. Quill only really thought of firearms because as someone who's lived the space pirate life, he can tell just how many concealed~
Frank Castle [H]@1batch2batch.bsky.social · 8mo ago"True. Christmas then."
"You- you don't even know when my birthday is-" Jesus, Quill just accept the kind notion.
Frank Castle [H]@1batch2batch.bsky.social · 8mo ago“…Remind me to get you a map or globe for your birthday.”
"I was abducted from earth at like eight years old dude- Didn't exactly have the time for geography lessons-"
Frank Castle [H]@1batch2batch.bsky.social · 8mo ago"...Country on the other side of the planet? How the fuck do you know about a Walkman but not Afghanistan?"
"I'm gonna pretend like I know what an Afghanistan is-"
Frank Castle [H]@1batch2batch.bsky.social · 8mo ago“…It was a gift from my wife for my days in Afghanistan. Mellows me out.”
"Where were you when we needed a doomsday level weapon for Thanos..?"
Blue Dream@bluedreamrp.bsky.social · 8mo ago"220 gigawatts of power is a lot of energy to flow... and yes, i know, it's the energetic equivalent of a small sun."
"You have no idea how long it's been since I've seen another one of those-" Motioning to the Walkman he keeps attached to his pants waist. "Good to see some people still enjoy the finer things in life-"
Frank Castle [H]@1batch2batch.bsky.social · 8mo ago“…Can I help you there, Jumpsuit?”
Someone mentioned a Walkman. There is now a lurking Starlord.
[Temp Pin] "You took /everything/ I held dear, Did no one ever tell you spiders are /deadly/!" Independent Portrayal Of Peter Parker From Earth 50701 AU/Headcanon based A continuation of the same muse from X (@/ImperfectSpider)
|| Man... Given I'm back in the marvel verse again... Maybe I should revive my spidey.
A few blinks from Peter before he gently shook his head and laughed. "Starting to think I know how you and Rocket know each other. Another one of his trading partners I take it?"
Blue Dream@bluedreamrp.bsky.social · 8mo ago-He needed only pick the blade... squeeze the hidden trigger hidden in the grip and the blade's edge became wreathed in an energy field of blue and white.- -A simple touch on a nearby rock outside the ship... and it sliced thru like a hot knife on butter.- Matter disruption field, cuts thru all.
"🎶Still like that old time rock and roll That kind of music just soothes the soul I reminisce about the days of old With that old time rock and roll🎵" Bro is absolutely WHIPPING the ship around right now, currently evading fire from Kree Warships-
Yeah? Then don't let Gamora see it- she might want to add it to her collection. [Believe it or not, he's seen a few weapons of ridiculous size.] Honestly? I prefer my guns. If I had a sword like that, it'd probably just collect dust.
Blue Dream@bluedreamrp.bsky.social · 8mo agoAnd it's perfectly reasonable... but i'm keeping mine~ -WHERE WAS HE KEEPING THAT?!- -DAMN THING IS 3FT LONG-
I already wanted one you didn't have to sell me on it-
Blue Dream@bluedreamrp.bsky.social · 8mo agoNo guard, no counter balance, no defense against solid projectiles. It's great in matters of looks, but impractical and unsafe, on the other hand tho', i'm fairly sure you can make toast with each slice you cut of the bread.
Why are you looking at me like that- I could totally manage a plasma sword-
Blue Dream@bluedreamrp.bsky.social · 8mo agoPlasma... sword?... -He... doesn't think this human would do well with something so... dangerous.-
"So rocket brought another bomb on my ship... great..." Peter would swipe his finger along the central interface of the ship, pulling up a radar meant to detect massive energy signatures and saw a rather immediate large dot, which made him sigh. "Down in the engine room... do me a favor, don't~
Blue Dream@bluedreamrp.bsky.social · 8mo ago"Look man i just want my weapons, because it's not easy to find a tri-barrel volkite pistol of high power... specially configured for nuclear energy blasts." He didn't mind speaking the truth. "Hell, if you can even go get it i'll be out of your hair, and it has to be complete... or it'll blow."
Man, how come I don't get a cool plasma sword then-? [His knowledge of Star Wars consists only of things other humans have told him- mostly Spider-Man]
Wait... Taken from their family and home planet at a young age. Becomes a force for good throughout the galaxy. Gets powers from something beyond the Galaxy Itself. Holy shit, am I a jedi-???
Rocket... Why is there a giant bug on the ship saying you stole their gun..? Thought we talked about this buddy-
|| Will likely be slow with these. Slowly building my muse back up over all my accs.
"...Yeah, that sounds like rocket alright..." Peter crossed his arms across his chest and smiled slightly. "But if it's all the same to you, you're not taking anything off my ship, not without me making sure you aren't full of shit. No offense."
Blue Dream@bluedreamrp.bsky.social · 9mo ago"...Raccoon stole one of my weapons." ...Half lie, half truth and somewhat reasonable answer instead of going in all guns blazing. "...just gonna reattach my stuff and i'll be gone in a jiffy."
𝔹𝕃𝔸ℂ𝕂 𝕄𝕆𝕆ℕ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇꜰɪᴇʟᴅ ᴏ'ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʏ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ
"Okay-;" Quill is a bit confused by the unknown alien aboard his ship- Maybe one of the other Guardians had let them on? Peter gave a gentle wave ";You're new- care to tell me why you're on my ship-"
Blue Dream@bluedreamrp.bsky.social · 9mo ago⬅️Just working on his machines... And... frog blink.
"Alright, who forgot to rewind the tape deck..? C'mon guys it's not easy to fix these-"
“Hᴇ’s ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴀɴ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ. Hᴇ’s ɪɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴ. Hᴇ’s ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ. Tʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴀᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴇᴍᴇɴᴛs. Tʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs. I’ʟʟ sᴀᴠᴇ ᴜs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴇxᴛɪɴᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍʏᴛʜɪᴄ ɴɪɢʜᴛᴍᴀʀᴇ. I ᴡᴏɴ’ᴛ sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ. Wʜᴇɴ I’ᴍ ᴅᴏɴᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ & sᴇᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ, & ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ sᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ ᴏғ ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ” ♡ + ↻
