if you try to stop me from speeding it will only be enforced against the poor and marginalized 👉🥺👈

new slur just dropped

Rural Indexing Project@ruralindexing.bsky.social · last wk.

Chicken Chasers Fall Creek, WI

This is from a six year old @allisonpregler.bsky.social video but it came up in my recommendations and I very much enjoy the thumbnail

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

* shelled pistachios are not as good as in-shell pistachios because it's the effort, the suffering which makes those tastier * BUT when you find one shell-less pistachio floating around in the bag of shell-having pistachios, this is somehow the most special pistachio ...this is the duality of man

now is the winter winter chicken dinner of our discontent, made glorious summer by this son of flavortown

I'm just saying: if they didn't want me drinking mr clean, they wouldn't have made it pumpkin spice

you just know that now that is protein everything that they're gonna put back all the gluten they took out of the bottled waters

caves of qud

@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 3w ago

Roman carnelian intaglio showing two grasshoppers fighting as gladiators, c.1st century BC.

I love how scalpers act like they own pokemon cards now. like "this isn't a kid's game anymore" like yes it is. it's still a kids game that used to be easily accessible to kids until you ruined it. it's not and never was for you to hoard.

If I had to describe the heart and soul of Bluesky it would the following: a guy who didn’t actually read Emily Wilson’s review of Nolan’s Odyssey movie defending it against a guy who didn’t actually watch Nolan’s Odyssey movie

any introspection of a sport inevitably leads to carcinazation of the sport towards mutant league football

🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮@unormal.bsky.social · last mo.

the soccer field should start covered with a random, but symmetrical, series of large blocks that can be destroyed by the players during play

this game slaps. it's ostensibly niche, japanese political satire _and yet_ it's pretty fun on its own merits _and_ you get chased and possibly caught by male, leather-clad dominatrices who pull your character's pants down and whip him with a riding crop. this was a sega game. in 1985.

DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL@crtpixel.bsky.social · last mo.

I'M SORRY SEGA 1985 ARCADE

happy jul10 day to all my fellow iglesiasheads

led zeppelin's the mummy

in a world of can't holes, be a can hole 🙏

they finally threw these nasty little freaks into a blender and marketed them for human consumption.. we're finally gonna eat these little bastards

"Hey Jerri, eat this!" "Ok! What is it?" "It's a scab!!" "[sadly] Scaaab."

Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · 2mo ago

LE: now, I see here that the lyric you chose to represent the Lowe's brand is 'what in the world is in that room, what you got in that room?' I assume that the lyrics surrounding that are about home decor? DD: mhm that's right yes LE: and we should play this exactly how often during the world cup?

mister beefy@gnarly.dad · 2mo ago

DON DRAPER: of course you're familiar with the line in ludacris' 25 year-old hit 'roll out' which goes 'what in the world is in that room?' LOWE'S EXECUTIVE: of course, who isn't? idiot. DD: <points to a storyboard which just says 'lowe's = rooms'> LE: donnie we're gonna make a million dollars

brian fellows is not a trained zoologist; he's just a caddie with a fifth-grade education and a passion for history

When you hear about someone going to Culver’s twice

look, culver's is really, really good, and i've had their shrimp, and it's characteristically good... but that said, you need to be studied by science if you believe fast food shrimp, the actual deadliest catch, is a status symbol

unfortunately the ufo came up the wrong side of opa locka on the way to the stadium and got carjacked and was immediately, accidentally driven directly into the sun

Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 2mo ago

A Brazilian psychic teared up while claiming that aliens will invade the Brazil vs Scotland match at the World Cup She says UFOs will abduct players and hundreds of fans from the stadium

DON DRAPER: of course you're familiar with the line in ludacris' 25 year-old hit 'roll out' which goes 'what in the world is in that room?' LOWE'S EXECUTIVE: of course, who isn't? idiot. DD: <points to a storyboard which just says 'lowe's = rooms'> LE: donnie we're gonna make a million dollars

they showed fans in the crowd and one of them was holding the world cup? it's already been decided, and the winner was an old man?? what is this farce on the screen then??

in the world cup, when you see the referees writing on the yellow cards, it's because they're writing their phone number on it before they give the foul and the reason for this is they love bad boys

cool

Patrick Monahan@pattymo.com · 4mo ago

This “-maxxing” and “-mogging” stuff comes from an ugly place and has never been particularly funny. But what about if *I* adopt it, but ironically,

is matthew broderick in gambling app commercials everywhere or is that just here in florida.. is he doing the thing stars did in the 80s in japan where they assumed people wouldn't see the ad?