Mel 😷

@gnocchidoke.bsky.social

audhd xennial parent by day, trash crafter by night

Just had the thought that come Christmas, very many angry/amused/annoyed people will be posting gifts ruined by AI. Puzzles and books that are total slop. What I expected vs what I got due to ai photoshop. Sigh. Lots of money gonna be wasted this season.

Once picked up a pizza on the way to a concert 🤯 eat on the way there, get back to the car afterwards and you’re welcomed by leftover pizza It is forever in all my travel plans now. I’m omw just stopping real quick for something first…

Neighbor lady friend wants to go on a family camping trip together. She watches campers/survivalists on YT a lot, I guess, but has never been. Planning for a weekend next month. Hope I’m not too miserable. I usually stay home w/the dog so he’s going too. He’s never been, either.

Chocolate frosting should be made of shortening/butter, cocoa powder, powdered sugar, vanilla and a pinch of salt. The ingredients in the can of frosting I bought are sugar, water, palm oil, cocoa powder, corn syrup and canola oil. It’s total goo. It’s like a viscous solution. So gross. 🤢

lol This lady on Reddit, her mom wants her to join her yacht club. So she asked if they allow non straight non whites and mom says yes, we do have some Italian families.

Kids have settled on Halloween costumes - a Super Mario and a dog. I have seen zero dog costumes, so that one will be pieced together. It’s all cats! Why so many cats and no other pet animals 🤨 a parrot costume would be neat. Rainbow wings an all.

Starting to envy ppl with normal blood pressure 😞 mine keeps climbing. What, like 30 years of constant anxiety doesn’t do anything nice for you? What a rip off.

I think I remember OUaT starting with an opening scene, then a few music notes against the title screen Watching now and each ep starts with a tv promo for the show. Like a narrator “in a world where…” It’s awful.

Finally watched Ghoulies, which I only knew by its cover - a goblin popping out of a toilet. Just a brief sight gag, unfortunately. Thought it’d be an 80s party comedy. Nope. A baby is saved from a cult, grows up to inherit a house/some ghoulies/the cult.

Got two utility bills, ours and a person who lives ten miles away If I was rich, I’d pay it. Or more likely sue the post office for littering, because rich people are jerks.

Finished Supernatural 🫡 that frickin wig in the finale was ridiculous. Starting a Once Upon a Time rewatch. I don’t recall much of it, though I clearly remember hating that boy Henry. Damn wiener kid.

S7e12 The Simpsons 
Homer sits at the kitchen table on the phone, saying “gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening “. Bart and Lisa behind him, looking surprised. Marge hands on hips, angry.

Can’t stand my next door neighbor, the way she screams at her kid and lets her run the neighborhood unsupervised (at age 4!). I just know she’s gonna get violent with me when I call her on it. I told my husband to run her over with our car, if so. Would prefer we all act polite & responsible but