No one is mistaking your kindness for weakness. Cool it with that.

Most people are cool and are cool with each other. The news doesn’t tell you that

"Hello, I'm Scrooge McHuman from Humanburg!" Sounds stupid but we let ducks do it!

first rule of “I had a lot of potential” club is talk about how you had a lot of potential

It probably feels good to be consumed by bees

I kept getting beat up in Fight Club so I quit and started Fig Club. You guys want some figs?

I fear I’ve had my mind boggled a few too many times.

Am I actually salty or was the snide remark just too funny to keep to myself? An investigative report.

my wife and i share a single login for the local grocery store rewards program and one huge benefit of this is that it has helped me memorize her phone number

had a Bluesky dream, so this has been fun guys but

I do love nothing in the world so well as you-is not that strange?

forever dung

*breathes in 4 counts, breathes out 8, until the world stops spinning so fast*

A drumline but it’s all saxophones

[group text after a hangout] Thank you all so much again for the visit! I'm sorry I cried over a chipmunk. It was otherwise a lovely time!

It’s not every day I get to say a good morning fly over to Greenland

it should be called a pan fried cheese sandwich

*throws myself over the puddle*

*tucks away back in my shell

Here.

1988 12”x12” Oil on cradled wood panel

Lets play hide and not seek each other.

Here I go again on my phone

Intermittent friendship.

Good night, Jimothy. I love you

misery loves company, the opera, and collecting shells by the seashore.

you 𝙘𝙖𝙣’𝙩 believe it’s not butter or you 𝙬𝙤𝙣’𝙩 believe it’s not butter words matter linda

what if it’s just one person saving all our posts

Cremation sounds like a really delicious non-dairy coffee additive.

it’s important we establish commons grounds - they say from atop their high horse