def read Josie's newsletter....but I'll spoil one detail: we'll be offering duos in SJ 11/19-20 :)

Josie Qu ✈️ SF 11/16-18, SJ 11/19-20@meetjosiequ.bsky.social · 2h ago

Big grin on my face because I've sent out my November kitchen missive with *drumroll please* SF and SJ date ideas AND Chicago birthday date ideas!!! Check your inboxes! Coo and bribe your carrier pigeon to deliver posthaste! This is a letter from the Mistress of Flavortown you do not want to miss!

I'll be sending out some significantly less exciting news in a few hrs, though there will be some lingerie pics which is fun lol. Sign up here and read the archive (or just look at the pics) buttondown.com/florasparks

Love, Flora xo

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Yayayyayaya, I was avoiding the news yesterday but I'm glad to wake up to good news!!!

Someone who deeply understands whimsy, or perhaps just wants to make me find a boat to pose with, has fulfilled this wish and I am SO EXCITED !!!!!

Goddess Flora Sparks@goddessflorasparks.bsky.social · 24h ago

I just added this giant fish impact toy to my Marigold. Do I need it? No? Is it very funny? Yes. If I get this i promise I will find a boat and take pictures in front of it.

I just added this giant fish impact toy to my Marigold. Do I need it? No? Is it very funny? Yes. If I get this i promise I will find a boat and take pictures in front of it.

Hear ye hear ye, Josie’s Bay Area duos broadside has arrived starring the most illustrious broads in the Bay Area @myalunaxo.com , @rosegibson.bsky.social , and @goddessflorasparks.bsky.social 👏👏👏 *tips newsboy cap* See you all Nov 16-20 in the YAY AREA!!!!

🚨🔔I’m having to make an unexpected cross country visit to care for an elderly family member, so I’m throwing a deposit incentive for fall appointments & offering deep discounts on ALL of my vids to help with these expenses! More info & links👇

surprisingly aesthetic picture from the tv at the place I stayed in SB 🤣

This butterfly voted AND steamed her halloween backdrop!!!

I'm no longer offering shorter than 30 min video calls as of today, with the exception of consults for people who have screened but need to ask me a specific question about a session or to ease their nerves!!

This is awesome. Such a fun idea. Got for it potato goddess!!

Oh very neat, a scholarly sex positive take on Onlyfans and the digital creation market. I just added this to my book wishlist!!! bookshop.org/wishlists/81...

I almost said "I'm as tired as a dog" but I know that's not true bc my dog is still in bed even though I got up and made her breakfast 😂

I ran out of potatoes at 8:30 but found one last one at 8:50 and a kid snapped it up and we initiated a ”potato, potato, potato” chant

I got too much candy but that’s ok!!!!!!!! All the potatoes and all the non candy got snapped up! that’s 650 items, and I estimate I only needed about 1,200 pieces of candy. In the end I just filled up the stragglers bags :)

Goddess Flora Sparks@goddessflorasparks.bsky.social · 4d ago

my final halloween prep inventory: 1,900 pieces of candy, 150 small potatoes and 500 misc non candy treats like pens, stickers and witches fingers. If I run out then....I can't say I didn't try!!!!

Oh yah and since this is technically my social media where I theoretically do marketing (lol) if you want my "Demon Booty Call" films (16 min conceptual video + 6 min POV) HMU. In the spirit of Halloween these are 50% off, so $25!

thank you to the sweeties who gave me candy and send me halloween wishes, it means a lot!! This day is a very big day for me!! Growing up it was my favorite holiday and now that I'm an adult I'm really grateful to live somewhere that I can make the day magical for little ones.

my final halloween prep inventory: 1,900 pieces of candy, 150 small potatoes and 500 misc non candy treats like pens, stickers and witches fingers. If I run out then....I can't say I didn't try!!!!

My halloween costume, my dog wears a bee costume :) :)

Got a couple a' henchmen on my stoop.

Happy halloween from my archives #oursky

awww thank you!! This is going to be SO EXCITING to use once I get the heart monitor off I'm wearing lol (no baths, it's horrible)

It’s pretty nice living close to a persimmon fairy!!!!

Quick little note! If you use a content monitoring system to check for your stolen content (branditscan, Rula) just make sure to whitelist all your adsites!! I forgot one and the service sent a DMCA takedown lol. Fortunately it's not a site I use often but...it's nice to have!

Happy Halloween from @ameliaswann.com , Ivy Grace and me! Aren’t we delicious?

My new favorite little thing 🥹 If you aren't familiar with Gohar World I highly recommend checking them out, they make the most delightful things.

Omg yay! Bookshop.org doesn't tell me who sends thing so this will be a fun surprise <3 <3 If you like to receive books as gifts this is a great option btw!!!

Hi all, a good friend of mine who is a fellow SWer and also an incredible community organizer is going through a health crisis right now if anyone can spare some $ or at least share it would be much appreciated 🙏: chuffed.org/project/2100...

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Enjoy this set from Sept 2025!! I had this lovely gorgeously lit hotel room and the whole afternoon free! The whole set will start appearing tomorrow on my fan sites :)

ok it's past 8:29 pm and I gotta bounce. stay freaky ppl.