I feel like… this is just… the ad?

Does he actually know anything about the companies he owns?

Seth Miller@wandrme.paxex.aero · 6h ago

Notable in this deal: It is likely to be the paid version of the Starlink service, adopted by Copa, Wizz Air, Frontier, and others. The one Musk initially insisted would never operate on the SpaceX LEO network.

Children of Men. Horror movies are fantasy and I can handle make believe, but that movie is terrifying because of how real it is.

Joseph H. Johnson, Jr.@blackneto.bsky.social · 16h ago

What’s the scariest movie you’ve ever seen? The one where if someone mentions it you’re like, “Nope, not watching that ever again.”

Lula Goes HARD

Alli DeJong@allidejong.bsky.social · 17h ago

Lula closing this election by saying that no sniveling nepo baby who never worked a day in his life was going to stand there and call him Nine Fingers when he lost his finger WORKING and how dare he insult the workers of Brazil… was about the sickest thing I have ever seen in my life

The whole “wisdom of crowds” aspect of prediction markets hasn’t worked for a while—pretty much since it became widely known instead of a niche experiment.

Josh Fruhlinger@jfruh.bsky.social · 16h ago

so obviously a lot of ppl betting on the brazilian election on kalshi are trying to accurately produce the winner but a certain percent are either in right-leaning info environment or simply think betting on bolsanaro is equivalent to rooting for him so it skews the results

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

Oh, wait, this is lookjng like BDM’s s’mores cereal treat squares.

Jim Lapage 🇨🇦@jimtsf.bsky.social · 18h ago

Fuck it, brown the butter too.

See if I can do this concisely. Something like 0/0 “Dax enters with 2 +1/+1 counters.” “Other creatures with flying enter with a flying counter. Same is true for (list of keywords).” “Sacrifice Dax: Move all of Dax’s counters to target creature and it gains this ability.”

I think we should just build him an apartment at the Capitol and detain him there because there will be so many committees he needs to testify at that he will be too busy to ever leave DC.

Michael J. Stern@michaeljstern.bsky.social · yesterday

First Musk said he did not disable Starlink for Ukraine. Now he's confessing to disabling it but says he was justified in doing so. Congress, if you can hear me, we need hearings when Dems take over. www.cnn.com/2026/10/25/e...

This song went massively viral, and I imagined somewhere there was a Scout camporee where someone starts singing a 100-year-old whaling shanty and *every* kid in attendance joins in the chorus, with a bunch of baffled adults wondering what had just happened.

Luke Ontario@coolhand.bsky.social · 2d ago

Sea shanty timeline cleanse

This is great news. I don’t live IN Boston, but I live close enough that seeing something cool at an indie cinema is within range of date-night destinations.

Anime Ghoul@annamegill.com · 2d ago

If you live in Boston (or if you just want to support a historic theater and music space), I have good news: you can help save the Somerville Theater

You’d have to be insane to buy a first generation of any Apple product, but this one felt especially wait-and-see.

Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social · yesterday

Two THOUSAND dollars

Obama: Trump is like Saddam Hussein. Every Republican in unison: He said WHAT about the Cheesecake Factory???!!

I was reminded of the show when Anthony Head died. This is the show that didn’t star Darryl Hannah, it was that other actress—no, not her, the other other actress who isn’t Darryl Hannah.

GolgariGlenRoss@golgariglenross.bsky.social · yesterday

I haven’t thought about the TV show VR5 in a long time.

Attn: @vorthosmike.bsky.social

Michael Lobel@mlobelart.bsky.social · yesterday

Artist Pablo Picasso, born #OnThisDay in 1881, with his beloved dachshund, Lump; Picasso's concise portrait of Lump at right

Me, visiting my parents’ house in Maine when it’s broad daylight at 5am:

Ryan Overturf@ryanoverdrive.bsky.social · yesterday

Being awake early on Eastern time is so cursed.

If you don’t want the game to end on a check swing, try protecting the 4-run 1st inning lead.

The Sydney Sweeney Novig ad campaign is just…I don’t even know…insulting?

dude this World Series is such a blast so far

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 2d ago

Sal Frelick's solo HR ties it

After watching three English Premier League games earlier today, now watching Red Bull-Miami and being very unimpressed. This looks like what pro teams get relegated to.

I feel like they were doing the same for the same reasons in the 1920s that we are doing in the 2020s.

Old Hobbes ➡️ Private Practice@hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 3d ago

I think I'm going to embrace absurdism so I don't slip deeper into nihilism Who's with me?

Damn, I played at least one session of Car Wars and of Battletech somewhere in there around 3. I’m at a loss to remember what order that happened.

GolgariGlenRoss@golgariglenross.bsky.social · 2d ago

My first 5 ttrpgs in the order I played them: 1: BECMI D&D 2: TSR’s Top Secret 3: Twilight:2000 1st edition 3a: Twilight:2000 2nd edition (the playable one) Not 4: Rifts (read the book but never put a game together) 4: Vampire: The Masquerade 5: Mage: The Ascension

My first 5 ttrpgs in the order I played them: 1: BECMI D&D 2: TSR’s Top Secret 3: Twilight:2000 1st edition 3a: Twilight:2000 2nd edition (the playable one) Not 4: Rifts (read the book but never put a game together) 4: Vampire: The Masquerade 5: Mage: The Ascension

Erik Smith@riksheare.bsky.social · 2d ago

My first 5 ttrpgs in the order I played thèm: 1) 2e D&D 2) red/blue box set 3) Star Frontiers 4) FASERIP Marvel superheroes 5) Rifts maybe?

Save scum when, for example, you left the junk mail in your house but you need it later to get the babel fish.

Chad Loder@chadloder.dev · 2d ago

Some other cool thing. You can load code directly from a public GitHub gist or a @tangled.org string as if it were a file sitting on the Commodore 64's second 1541 floppy drive, and then run that code right in your Bluesky chat. You can save-scum the C64 machine state with a new reply branching off

Sometimes the metaphors for destroying the post-WW2 US-led order write themselves If this happened in something like Tom Clancy book it would be too obvious a metaphor

Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 4d ago

Hegseth: We are banning reporters from the Pentagon. Washpost: We have exclusive photos of the historic Dwight Eisenhower globe that was damaged in Hegseth's zeal to move it out of storage and into his office. Gift link ⤵️ wapo.st/3WF2YQo

Almost word for word what I thought. LOL.

Lizard@lizardky.bsky.social · 2d ago

Isn’t that like a 6th grade level word problem”

This question is a sixth grade word problem.

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 2d ago

Really persuaded by this Gemini ad that shows it can help Mr. Beast determine his many gallons of slime he needs to fill a swimming pool. That is absolutely something I need in my life.

A student plays 40k with his dad and now that he knows I know a non-zero amount about the game, he autistically brings every conversation I have with him back to 40k. In his head, we are going to play, despite my having no army, nor budget, time, and space to assemble one.

This is the kind of word salad I follow this account for!

Roborosewater Masters@roborosewaterm.bsky.social · 2d ago

Larshotter, Dragonclaw Submission by Yerushalmi

I’ve been burned by curiosity before. I have never heard of this person before and know better than to intentionally find out.

Gianmarco Soresi@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 2d ago

There are individual cats with 3 billion views