Nicholas Offerman
@goodklown.bsky.social
You know all those dangerous cartoonists you hear about in the news? I’m the worst one. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/goodklown www.goodklown.com
Hot take alert!! I’m looking forward to the weekend.
I actually got more than usual amount of sleep last night but I feel cooked
My wallet is on my desk and tapped the top of it thinking it was my phone
Ok I’m gonna be real with you, I really don’t feel like doing anything at all right now
This is horrifying.
Ketan Joshi@ketanjoshi.co · 2d agoThe first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...
Nora S. Martin - pg. 139 Start of Chapter 5 aka THE LAST CHAPTER
The Abduction of Persephone, by Nicola Maria Rossi, early 18th c
If I knew a part of Boston that started with “P” I would put that in front of “P” and call Paul George that. (ie if he were in Jersey I’d say “Princeton P” or “Piscataway P, etc”)
Oouuuhhhhhhghhh I can't take it anymore (has no choice but to continue to take it)
Trade some middling prospects for Freddy Peralta, instantly break his whole shit and flop so bad that all of America knows what every inch of your ass looks like, trade Peralta for some maybe-better prospects to a team that fixes him instantly. Yeah I'd say this is outcome is a big win for the Mets.
they are baseball's rock paper scissors, Raymond eats Stinger, Stinger stings DJ Kitty, DJ Kitty gives Raymond toxoplasmosis from a dirty cat box
Peter Labuza@labuzamovies.com · 4d agoCan't wait for folks to learn the Rays have three mascots, each more confounding than the next.
I wish there had been a lil babu frik type a guy inside the whale and he says things like “I did tell ya that wasn’t gonna work” whenever Austin Abrams fails to get outta the whale
Ma’am I’m sorry but your son seems to have been swallowed up by a whale, just gobbled his ass right up.
Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/
Before I Play Rocky we didn’t know it was a guy played him we thought Rocky was real
The devil went down to Georgia He was lookin for some KFC He was in a bind Cause that’s the only site You can get sweet Lightning mountain D