clearing out my drafts, need to keep them light and funny so i can let my friends post them for me
business goose🪿
@goose.art
seattle’s most businessy goose. honk status: in lonk beach california
not sure if i did something wrong but i tried to use the nespresso machine in my hotel room and it spit out cold ass coffee. i need to start traveling with a hand grinder and aeropress like the insufferable nerd i am.
i know it's a little thing , and most people probably watch stuff on a smart tv and therefore do not type urls into their computer... however! it is very funny to me that if you try to go to max.com now, it redirects you to hbomax.com
Please Be Patient… God Isn’t Finished With Me Yet 🥲
opinion: all serious newsrooms should get rid of their opinion sections because opinions are not news
might pull up to sonoratown AGAIN because good cheap food is a rarity
this upsell is insane man, i havent read one word and it says "if you enjoyed this" ENJOYED WHAT? THE TITLE??
conputer dipshit@davidcrespo.bsky.social · 23h agohe's written it up at 7,500 words. I'm so excited. the argument is "sure, yes, there is an enormous amount of AI revenue, but it doesn't count because most of it goes through OpenAI and Anthropic, and this is akin to fraud for some reason"
Hey man, maybe just make the sandwiches and take a pic of them.
man everywhere i look in long beach is like 10 minute drive, 2 hour walk
ah another casualty to the bending spoons juggernaut. afaik they have never improved a single company, as a meetup organizer, they've jacked up prices dramatically while "revamping" the design, but left all the old bugs and seemingly created new instability
Nick Gerakines@ngerakines.me · yesterdayOof. Bending spoons now owns Evernote, Meetup, Eventbrite, Vimeo, and a handful of others. 1.2B is pretty substantial. Are those products better now?
its uhh, not yet 10pm so PLEASE ENJOY THIS WEEKS EDITION OF WADDLIN, posted ahead of schedule!!
August 3rd - Latte Art Throwdown, Oomfs IRL
Brought to you from sunny Long Beach, California!
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hyper-cupertino should have 30m people and 2 US senators but yall playin
tweety fish@sifu.tweety.fish · 2d agoI'm not going to QT but there's a silicon valley NIMBY complaining about maintaining the historical character of Palo Alto and man that place should look like fucking singapore. Market cap of tech companies based in and around there is like $14 trillion and it's full of fucking bungalows? So broken
its uhh, not yet 10pm so PLEASE ENJOY THIS WEEKS EDITION OF WADDLIN, posted ahead of schedule!!
August 3rd - Latte Art Throwdown, Oomfs IRL
Brought to you from sunny Long Beach, California!
waddlin.leaflet.pub
i am working on this weeks issue of waddlin' (my seattle exploration newsletter) and am looking for things going on next week to recommend. lmk if you know of any! dms open.
just watched the odyssey to support the woke agenda, turns out its a really good movie
pov u come to my house for tea and i serve u with the Thousand Eye Tea Set
bruh why are all the crosswalks here like 10 minute waits and like 30 seconds to cross
CEO Toni Schneider on protocols, community, and control. www.theverge.com/podcast/9743...
Bluesky’s new CEO wants to grow it all
Bluesky is many different things in a trenchcoat.
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gf just said "i think the only frenchmen i know are the french guys and petit pierre" my sister in christ those are BAKERIES
if u eat a lot of corn, be warned that your body may produce corn on a cob
i have it on good authority that seattle is in for a very entertaining news month
eating something really spicy: delicious, incredible "expelling" something really spicy: ow , oweie, ow
i feel like the multiple large-scale disruptions we've seen with link lately are genuinely making the case for the second downtown tunnel lol
interesting how corps means body in french but in english we call it a body, and a corpse is a dead version