A pooltoy furry... With a dick... That you can honk like a bike horn.

They want to know why you keep referring to them as your roommates when your mom calls.

The 14 werewolves that you met behind that Waffle House dumpster all those years ago are wondering if this relationship is really going anywhere or if it’s purely physical to you.

You know I just thought of something. Furries with the capability of flight would need to follow so many regulations just to fly. Their wings and tail would need strobing lights, they need to have an ADS-B transmitter on them (Also means flying furs get tracked on plane tracking websites which […]

I think I need to stay off of BlueSky today, just to try to get some work done. I kinda just scroll it by default, and I'm way to easily distractable. Will try to be in voice on my discord if anyone wants to jump in for a bit. Invite link for anyone who's interested https://discord.gg/Xe8CVr3h

Okay, I feel the need to put this here, since it's been a minute since I've seen it, and the live stream came back up. Wreckage Systems: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNghIDNBpLw

lol people on Mastodon apparently found this artwork I made and it's suddenly getting a lot of noise. Reposting because I am still very proud of it. #art #klonoa

Mood. (Doesn't mean I will ever stop listening to Goo Goo Dolls and Savage Garden though)

Ringer@mmmatch.es · 2d ago

All my summer jams are expired

this makes me start laughing uncontrollably every time i think of it

if your vrchat avatar or asset has DRM, full stop, im not buying it lmao. im not joining a discord, putting a license key in a server, verifying using some weird in-unity program, phoning home whenever i open my project, whatever. go kick rocks

I am so incredibly normal about sharks. 🫣🫣🫣💦

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IjhoCOWTXs

It really does have a fucking SCART hole

Alton Towers does excellent themeing, every ride has a buncha lore that you pick up from little hints in the queue line. Brilliant music too. It's a very special place. My local amusement park is Kennywood where the rides are just rides and don't try to give you a whole story and emotions and a […]

[Shirtless, Pregnancy, Cuddly] It looks like Izixs and I need to start coming up with names... :3 🐲 : @izixs.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy 👩‍🎨 : @nx42

My wife and I have been unexpectedly strapped for cash this pay cycle, and I’ve been too exhausted from work to really look into it. Anyway, I went online to pay on my car loan today, and—$0 due?! Turns out I accidentally paid the bill twice during Anthrocon LMAO #finance

If anyone needs a high res (3840x2880) version of the windows 9X setup screen so you can set it as your wallpaper without bilinear scaling to blur the image, here ya go.

Update: there is no world in which a cheeseburger is worth that much.

Col. Boozy Badger@boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 6d ago

Note: At Margaritaville when the song “Margaritaville” plays they fill a giant novelty blender from two pipes connected to giant barrels labeled “Margarita Mix” and “Tequila” that sit on their own dedicated pedestals at ceiling level.

That was before. Before is over now.

Tonights double feature is "things it took me over two decades to figure out even though in retrospect it was fairly obvious: 1. Coach Z is supposed to be like a parody of Jay-Z 2. Pokéballs are supposed to essentially be gashapon capsules

It's important to understand LiveJournal as a historic example of what's happening with Twitter, and what generally happens to corporate social media generally. Oligarchs eventually buy large platforms for the data. It's why being places other than the biggest six websites is so dang important.

Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg@theradr.bsky.social · last wk.

tl;dr LJ in the Aughts had become a place where Russians were able to organize outside of state control (servers in CA!) until inevitably a Russian banker with "alleged" Kremlin ties bought it. now the servers are... in Russia. And people have been sentenced to prison for blog opinions.

person i've spent 50 hours chatting with in vrc, 23 servers in common, 95 friends in common: ah,,, i'm so sorry for sending you a random request~! I hope you recognize me. k-kyaaaah! boobs_miranda, profile created 2 days ago, 0 servers in common, 0 friends in common: HELLO SEXFUL.

Playing around with my coding-deck laptop today. Was just a linux terminal, but realized a lot of the coding that I do is web dev, so added a quick and dirty desktop with Xorg and Joe's Window Manager. Been playing with customization stuff most of today.

If you run a mastodon instance, it's time to patch.

#mutualaidRequest #mutualaid #fedihelp #mutualaidboost I've got EIGHT DAYS LEFT to get rent for August. I know folks are sick of hearing me ask for help. But I'm teetering on that edge of oblivion >: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-shaun-keep-a-roof-over-his-head […]

We are planning to release new Mastodon security updates for versions 4.4, 4.5, 4.6 and nightly this Monday, Jul 27, at around 14:00 UTC. It solves two major security issues. We encourage server administrators to plan for an update in the hours following the release to ensure their instance is […]

Uh oh, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Picture by https://www.furaffinity.net/user/singingfoxes #furry #furryart #art #mastoArt

[NSFW Art, Male] Can you take care of this? Picture by https://www.furaffinity.net/user/cyndi #furry #furryart #yiff #nsfw #nsfwart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqzbVAAonUE