they should add being a poster to the dsm-v

I was

so there's been this big Clear Channel digital countdown to the world cup billboard in Oakland for the last six months, except the world cup is over, and they haven't found someone new to buy the billboard space, so right now it just says: "-51 days till all eyes are on the Bay Area!"

they call me mx. spatial reasoning

whatever you do, NEVER leave a message on a former Odd Future member's voicemail. you hear that beep and you HANG UP. they Will sample that shit.

average rest stop mcdonalds ambiance

sounds bot@sounds-bot.bsky.social · 3d ago

funny thing about our household is that sometimes i'll start cleaning off the living room table and realize it's slowly been accumulating cameras again

rare picture of two feral lambdas

Kory Bing@korybing.bsky.social · 4d ago

Today I learned that baby cranes are called "colts" because their legs are so long and they can run around like idiots shortly after hatching. This is delightful, I enjoy knowing this.

man i love vrchat

He actually built two of them

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik@hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 5d ago

builds a gay little robot that pisses you off

SHOCKING: Anthropic announces Claude has mastered the late Queen Elizabeth II's patented Tornado Blowjob Technique! Is this the beginning of AGI?

Gender: DOG! FANTASTIC art by the even more fantastic @remulle.bsky.social 🎨

every time ai companies make claims about how evil and scary and dangerous their little chudlings are, you have to read it as nothing more than an ad copy. the one billion tech blog fluff pieces about how chatgpt is evil and the singularity is definitely here are just free marketing.

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

Why use a spider randomizer?

wehhhhhhhhhh

ME: b-but Reverend Mother, we mustn’t, what if Shai Hulud hears the rhythm of our prayer and comes here and devours me?? MY DOMINATRIX: …I’m sorry can you explain all this again please

this image speaks directly to my heart

look at my doggy again. now.

Kris@kriscritter.bsky.social · 2w ago

The Look And Sound Of Perfect (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HD_DVD) (for @lizard.tools <3 <3)

It's concerning!!

really funny how the only people actually deterred by the "no random friend reqs if i don't know you" but in my discord bio are people i know and not, like. actual randos. i guess randos usually can't read.

FUCK YES QUIBI 2 LET'S GO

The Verge@theverge.com · last wk.

HBO Max is putting on vertical shorts

you idiot STOP DOING YOUR IDLE ANIMATION...you keep taking -1 hp

collects cute toon guys' phone numbers just to bother em all day

"Computer 8 miles of soup no bowl"

Uranium Fuel Rod - Pellets of uranium clad in a zirconium alloy tube, one of the densest sources of potential energy on the planet Approximately 36 billion calories Best suited for robots, especially robots capable of storing energy as 'fat' Free if the power plant's security guard is asleep

Kiri@slime-candy.bsky.social · 3mo ago

SCP MACHINE GIVE ME DRINKABLE, METABOLISABLE, SAFE LIQUID URANIUM

it's been about 24 hours since i've seen The One (2001) and it still has not left my brain. so much nu metal.

wehhhhhhhhhhhhh