*me hanging out with Kanye West in 2005* I have this really funny idea for something to say about George Bush on live television but it would be weird coming from me so I’m gonna give it to you dude
Every magic the gathering deck I make is just 100 forests. I do not condone Violence.
Hokum is a movie about how you should kill your mom so her ghost can save you if you encounter a witch.
They need to make Family Guy historically accurate. Stewie was not gay.
All the signs at the county fair were ai which is sad because there is simply an art to photographing a pulled pork sandwich that computers cannot replace.
The S in S-Tier stands for Saddam Hussein, who at the time of the tier’s creation was viewed as the strongest man in the world.
New thing to do before the movies at AMC new ep with @gracefreud.bsky.social out now! we went to ross!!
When you say shit like “rats, foiled again” you have a smile on your face. You don’t want to succeed. You wanna get foiled so you can get off. Sick shit, man.
I saw grace perform live and it was one of the funniest things ive ever seen
I wish my job could be being Maggie Gyllenhal’s person who tells her The Bride is kind of good a few times every hour.
Hello New York! I am back one week from today at UCB doing my solo show outside of LA for the first time ever! With @chrisgethard.bsky.social Sabrina Wu and Ivy Wolk! Grab tix at dadsdie.com!
Kids used to go trick or treating. Now they go triggered treating. It’s sad.
Celebrate Father’s Day with me, @jamieloftus.bsky.social and Dan Hentschel at The Elysian. DadsDie.com
I am really proud of the show I’m doing right now, My Father Has Been Murdered. I will continue working on it for the foreseeable future until it is a perfect gem but I think it’s already the best live show I’ve ever done. Come out!
My Father Has Been Murdered: The Father’s Day Special With @jamieloftus.bsky.social and Dan Hentschel. Produced by @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social and DSP Studio. Tix at dadsdie.com
My Father Has Been Murdered: The Father’s Day Special With @jamieloftus.bsky.social and Dan Hentschel. Produced by @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social and DSP Studio. Tix at dadsdie.com
My Father Has Been Murdered: The Father’s Day Special With @jamieloftus.bsky.social and Dan Hentschel. Produced by @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social and DSP Studio. Tix at dadsdie.com
I just met you, and this is crazy but what are numbers? I am a baby.
I have fulfilled my dream. I am the voice of a merchant in a video game.
Comedy Bang Bang has been kinda on a hot streak lately, just something I’ve noticed
Grace is in the very top-tier of BP guests and we finally clean out the listener block bag. What more could you ask for
Listener Blockstravaganza 7: The Final Chapter w/ @gracefreud.bsky.social. We did it! The last of the Listener Blocks are here, as we put an end to all of the listener blocks we've ever received. There's some good ones in here and we love Grace so everybody wins www.patreon.com/posts/129622...