I need something to occupy my little one when I’m playing my ragas. Anyone know a good baby sitar?
Being a parent is pretty tough, but it's all worth it for that moment, every once in a while, when you get to take your kid to the city to see a marching band and say, "Will you defeat them? Your demons and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?"
odysseus returns home, frustrated that there’s no word to describe what he’s been through
Keep your tongue in your own cheek, you freak
FoxFire@foxfire42.bsky.social · 2w agoI removed it because it was clearly being GROSSLY misinterpreted. It was proposed (tongue in cheek) as a consensual sexual liaison with a planned request to stop, a 3-4 second delay in doing so, and an attempt to get a rape charge leveled. To prove that is would NOT be deemed rape by authorities.
"I didn't know the leopard would have explosive diarrhea on *my* face!"
Katie Drummond@katie-drummond.bsky.social · 2w agoTaylor Farms, the lettuce supplier at the center of our explosive diarrhea outbreak, has spent millions to oppose food regulation and elect Donald Trump and other MAGA Republicans:
The Jones Act's terrible for Hawaiʻi. It requires all US water shipments to be made on American-built, owned, and crewed ships. While intended to support national defense and a robust domestic shipbuilding industry, it has led to high shipping costs, limited competition, and reliance on imports.
Few Know About This Law, but Everyone Is Paying for It
The past few months have shown just how anachronistic and costly the Jones Act is.
theatlantic.com
@oronalex.bsky.social You are now my enemy. May the Lord judge between you and me. And may the Lord avenge the wrongs you have done to me. The two classic RPGs are Octopath Traveler I & II.
ok, we have obtained impulse-purchase tickets in less than an hour, we'll be seeing the movie everyone's talking about Can't want to see how Christopher Nolan adapted ODDWORLD: ABE'S ODDYSEE
He’s saying that people come in more than black and white. If they’re white, yes. If they’re brown, no. If they’re black, also no.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoKLOBUCHAR: Do you agree that it's unacceptable for federal agents to forcibly enter someone's home without a warrant and drag them onto the street without checking that they even have the right person? BLANCHE: Well, it depends on the circumstances. It's not a black and white answer
[ilan wurman the shopkeeper] take this citizenship. But beware it comes with a terrible curse [me] that’s bad it comes by birthright that’s good but your parents are immigrants that’s bad they are white tho that’s good but they’re Finnish who are down the ladder of Nordics can I go now
The world’s most niche phobists breathe a sigh of relief…until Neill’s will is read
priscilla page@priscillapage.bsky.social · 3w agomandatory reading
He died as he lived: ignoring good advice and treating healthcare like some kind of fucking joke.
Raw Story@rawstory.com · 4w agoSen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) jokingly shrugged off advice that he seek immediate medical attention in the moments before his death Saturday night, according to a new Axios report.
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
I had a lot of fun with this one back in the day
Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · 4w agoHAALAND DID THE LEBRON - JR SMITH MEME
Getting partially sucked is a fate worse than death
ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · 4w agoPassenger hospitalised after being partially sucked out of window on Ryanair flight from Greece
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.