You gotta love how they miss the thing the burrito is signifying and go right for the signifier as the ultimate thing that needs to be refuted. It isn’t, “are prices too high,” it’s, “can you make a cheaper and worse burrito for less or get one for free on a meal plan?”
huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 6h agofor reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.
Bro, you haven’t even met my friends. How can you dismiss them just because they don’t like to dance?
It’s fun and just about as realistic to read this as factories that are powered by humanoid robots running on treadmills to generate electricity so they can produce small rocky spheres that we then throw into orbit. EARTH NEEDS MORE MOONS!
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 8h agoSPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
Exit pollsters in Michigan reporting the primary response is, “We love fucking with y’all.”
It’s one of those nights that almost makes you not a pessimist.
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
mamdani's social media: NYC, today is a monumental day. I've slain Gorlax the Spurious, the beast who lived in the sewers and ate children and small dogs. every conservative thinkpiece article: Slaying Gorlax the Spurious might *sound* appealing, but what if you don't have children or small dogs?
The SCREEN Act is not just another age-verification bill — it goes much further than anything passed at the state-level or in other countries. 1. The bill doesn't just target porn sites. It goes after *any* site that allows material "harmful" to minors. You'd have to scan your face to use Google.
Is it camp or just tacky? The question that many many people have gotten wrong to unfortunate results.
Gotta love how corporate money laundering training is always like, “Before we can teach you how to identify money laundering, we need to teach you how to launder money.”
The great thing about text phishers is that you can pretty much tell them to kill themselves and they can’t do anything about it since they’re running an illegal phishing scam.
Tens of thousands of ppl will be spending 8 hours in driving, $130 in gas, $30 in tolls & another like $60 in parking to drive by roughly 3700 New Jersey Wegmans just to cash in on that sweet sweet no ID NYC government grocery scam this is a TRAVESTY what next?? NO ID NEEDED TO MAIL A LETTER???
Yesterday I had some pest control guy come to my door and tell me they were going to be parking in my driveway and using MY water to treat my neighbor’s house, and when I told him no you won’t and to fuck off he tried to sell me pest control because no one has any shame anymore.
It sure is normal to have so many accounts with a blurry picture of part of a black person who are preoccupied with defending Israel.
it's Candy Love@candylovely.bsky.social · 2d agoTlaib. a Congresswoman from the state of Michigan refused to support the Democratic nominee for president in 2024 and pushed her community & other Arab/Muslim all across this country to vote against Harris and support DT Now this woman expect Black voters to reward her for the damage caused.HELL-NO.
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
How the fuck does the president have the authority to replace the grass in Washington DC?
29 U.S.C. § 157@organizingpower.bsky.social · 2d agoI hate it here so fucking much
my friend whose life was ruined by killer cops got stabbed to death this morning. He was never the same after they killed his friend and swept it under the rug, it instantly shifted the trajectory of his life towards this. the violence this country inflicts on its poor is demonic
⧉@smilingnodding.bsky.social · 2y agohis family got no settlement bc the judge took the cops report over the hospitals and found the kid at fault. ruined my other friend who was theres life. we knew the pig too. Used to harass us even after this whole thing went down. anyway this is all that remains of the public record of it
I’m sorry, but the fight currently is left vs right with the top almost completely represented by the right. It SHOULD be top vs bottom, but we aren’t anywhere near viability on that yet. Too many evil people on the bottom as well.
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 2d agoThere is pervasive corruption across our healthcare and agricultural systems that defy party lines. I meet with MAHA activists because a lot of their concerns are bipartisan issues that major corporations paint as partisan. The fight isn't left and right, it's top and bottom.
Have you ever heard of a good guy who had a moat filled with crocodiles? No you have not.
worm@rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 2d agothe onion ass headline
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Say it with me: almost everyone has an underlying condition that can contribute to death triggered by a pathogen, and that does not make it their fault or the fault of the underlying condition. If you get stabbed, having high blood pressure will cause you to bleed out faster. COD is still the wound.
Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social · 2d agoWonder will Alex Berenson now change his health reporting? Or will start pushing a "died with" rather than "died from" framing?
Seems like about 15% of drivers do not believe they can die, and i can’t believe we allow this system to continue
That last bullet point made me look him up and he is 65 and looks like this.
Jen Bendery@jbendery.bsky.social · 2d agoHOO BOY. "The Committee found that Representative Edwards engaged in persistent unprofessional and inappropriate conduct towards two young female staffers." Examples:
The X-Man Gambit’s first name is Remy, which is short for Remoulade.
Sorry, if you’re using AI to generate images attacking communism and Muslims, you aren’t a moderate democrat any more. You’re a poorly disguised republican.
