bsky.app/profile/greg... I refer BlueSky to my previous post. No decent person has ever been named ‘Jared’.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 16h ago

NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."

Musk’s SpaceX just fly-tipped a large chunk of rocket on the moon. Every Government on this planet with jurisdiction over any part of their business should fine them hard.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Hey Burnham - you can ‘Stop the Boats’ instantly and piss off Farage at the same time. What’s not to like? Give everyone who wants to cross the Channel a ferry ticket. When they arrive, they go through immigration like everyone else. All legal &controllable. £30/person

Burnham pledges to be 'relentless' in curbing small boat crossings

The PM says enforcement is being increased but there also need to be more safe routes into the UK.

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Dear BBC News editorial team. Resign. Immediately. You have failed in the most basic test of unbiased objective reporting.

Hopefully the Police and CPS are making plans for Nigel.

George Monbiot@georgemonbiot.bsky.social · last wk.

This is surely curtains for Farage's political career. I don't think there's any coming back from it. I hope not, at any rate. Looks like there could be a strong basis for a criminal case as well. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I have an electric car and the screen stopped working so I can't control the AC or listen to the radio. The book says you aren't allowed to work on it but it's in warranty anyway. The dealership who had it for a day said it would cost me £1500 to fix. I changed the fuse myself.

#Newsnight must apologise for reading Farage tweets unchallenged. Will you apologise? But surely you will apologise? Just say sorry? When can we expect an apology? Are you sure you don’t want to take this opportunity to apologise? Last chance to just apologise for this?

Further evidence of my long-held belief that no good person has ever been named ‘Jared’. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Four women accuse Jared Leto of criminal sexual conduct when they were teenagers

The actor and musician faces allegations from 10 women in total who say he mistreated them as teenagers.

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There should be a law to ensure pasta cook times are in at least 14 point size. To hell with getting out the magnifier on my phone every single time, or worse: asking my kids to read it for me

I’m a huge fan of the BBC and I like Romesh Ranganathan. But that ‘what has the BBC ever done for me’ advert needs to get in the fucking sea. Truly awful.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Exactly as Max Tegmark predicted in Life 3.0. Terrifying. Switch it all off. amzn.eu/d/00hrWeba

OpenAI says its AI went rogue and launched 'unprecedented' cyber-attack

It is one of the first publicly disclosed cyber-attacks carried out by AI without direct human involvement.

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Someone needs to gag that twat who keeps shouting at everyone as they arrive in Downing Street.

Does everyone realise the game has already started and the BBC closing ceremony feed is not the match?

Such a bad ruling in Scheffler’s favour. #theopen Similar to Spieth in 2018, if he’d hit his ball to that location under normal conditions, it’s lost. Instead he gets a free drop & recovers for birdie. There needs to be jeopardy otherwise they just hit everything hard.

Main SkySports feed is Faldo, McGinley & Dougherty talking shite, no doubt with some ads to follow. Meanwhile they have actual golf on the red button with no ad breaks. Why are they so shit at covering live golf on their main channel? #theopen

I wonder if Faldo has had some coaching. I normally can’t stand his commentary but credit where it’s due, he’s having a decent #theopen. Relevant, insightful and some genuine humour.

#theopen The R&A have created a real challenge for themselves in balancing the competing goals of reasonable fan behaviour and gouging every last penny out of them from the overpriced bars. Crowds get increasingly lairy through the day. Add in Fleetwood’s success & deChambeau drama: could get unruly

Burnham has appointed Hayden Munro as his political director. For anyone hoping Burnham would bring a fresh openness to debate on Scotland, Munro works for Arden Strategies, the lobbying firm set up by Jim Murphy. Murphy still has influence despite being overwhelmingly rejected by the electorate.

That tracksuit Sky’s clothing sponsor has put Nick Dougherty in is minging. #theopen

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j... Can we extend this to the ‘mashed potatoes’, ‘light the candle’ twats too please. Zero tolerance.

R&A gets tough: Open fans told ‘abuse players and you’ll be thrown out’

The R&A has warned spectators who misbehave at the Open that they will be identified and ejected under its new code of conduct

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Nigel Farage is concerned about his security. Top tip for you: Stop being a rabble-rousing hate preacher. Being less of a cunt will make people less likely to hate you & reduce the likelihood of someone acting inappropriately. Please send me a share of the £5 million as this actually works.

The Orange Felon has now opted to protect all data for his plane on flightradar24. No flights found. But it’s hard to hide something that distinctive. It flew in to Prestwick yesterday. Presume Eric heading for Turnberry.

So #Farage gets himself another few weeks of guaranteed wall to wall coverage on all channels with an unnecessary by-election at public expense. And there’s nothing anyone can criticise as the soon-to-be Prime Minister just pulled a similar trick in Makerfield. He may be evil, but he is shrewd.

The classy thing for Pochettino to do would be to leave Balogun out of the squad entirely for tonight’s match.

He would neither know nor care as he is so damaged, but by meddling in the World Cup to overturn Balogun’s Red Card, Trump has tainted any achievements USA make from here on in. Winning by cheating is for losers, as befits the Club Champion of multiple Trump golf clubs.

My phone keeps autocorrecting ‘Islay’ to ‘Islam’. Given each one’s position re. alcohol, that’s not ideal. I’m definitely not likely to convert away from Islay.

The most #scotland thing Steve Clarke could do now is to decide that we’re not going to make it and get everyone on the plane home, before the highly improbable sequence of events kicks in and we scrape 8th place forcing the aircraft to make a U-turn over the Atlantic.

If this was Scotland, the first pass would have been straight to a red shirt putting the weans 1:0 up straight away.

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · last mo.

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

While we're on the subject of Brazil and Pele, here's a remarkable shot of the Brazil icon at Portland Park, the home of Troon FC, then Troon Juniors. 📷 PA Media #worldcup