When somebody asks me what the knock off brand Mars bar is called

"You should watch Letterkenney, it's the funniest show in the world!" My face watching Letterkenney:

I love that The Mandarin buffet has a gweilo section full of mashed potatoes and roast beef

I'm filling the bong with creme de banan and taking hits I don't know any cocktail recipes for

You wouldn't be ”asking ChatGPT” anything if Max Zorin had managed to flood Silicon Valley in 1985

Why was a guy called "Fat Domme" so homophobic?

"What does 'lowkenuinely' mean?"

The M Knights of Shamadonia

Florida just cut off HIV meds for 16,000 people.

Jessica Kant@jessdkant.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Unbelievable that we still talk about withholding HIV funding as a form of political maneuvering rather than an act of social murder, as if the 80’s + 90’s never happened and we didn’t lose an entire generation to this already.

Dudes will look at a muddy tourney grounds and think "man I'd love to bleed out here"

The band Madness if they were Danish: "Our house, in the middle of Aarhus"

rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know

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"I'll tell you though, I never had a problem with Ginny preferring to have conversations while walking across hallways. To me, she's beautiful. Sorkinesque."

Oomfie, could you– I– oomf can y– can– urrgg– nnnphhgh– oomfie p-please–

Notorious RBMK@comraderobot.bsky.social · 7mo ago

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

3°C and sunny on Jan 8th

Death to America

punching down at elected officials by suggesting that they do something

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Can you believe it guys? Christmas. Just a week away

Your own Personal Email Reach out and touch base

[Tony Soprano voice] It's a marshmallow worrld in tha wintah

If only there was a CS:GO to the Polls

the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

I don't know what a Veknar is, but if you wanted to play something that would stop me from being mind controlled by it you can't do any better than the Vice City radio infomercials

"No offense, T, but you got a very heteronormative mind set."

Childhood is finding Michael Scott funny, adulthood is realizing Jan Levinson makes more sense

Batman '89 Porn Parody Joker: "This town needs an enema, because I'm about to fuck it in the ass" [Guy who's dressed like Gotham City walks in]