[jensen huang in the secret council meetings last week] fine. i will be the fall guy for the global ai bubble. i will be your sin eater. but in return i want a news story every day about how i am an unstoppable fuck machine

The cybertruck is getting canned. Post a vehicle women actually like

Val @ BOOM goes the Bride@valwrites.ca · 7d ago

The cybertruck is getting canned. Post a vehicle women actually like

the cybertruck is getting canned. post a vehicle women actually like

slowbeef@effinslowbeef.com · 7d ago

the cybertruck is getting canned. post a vehicle women actually like

discord has added some feature that immediately makes me want to disable it, so I go to click on settings and it just freezes the app even after clearing cache and rebooting my phone. fantastic.

lowwwwwtax. lowwwwtax.

Kate Burns@katerqburns.bsky.social · last wk.

Elon has not tweeted in 5 hours after dropping $477 million on the midterms.

So glad we finally got to see that part of Steel Ball Run that is the equivalent of the scared master comic animated #steelballrun

Getting 6 guys together so we can unlock a secret door

cyrus@professorbutts.com · 2y ago

welcome to the cocktagon

Damn what the hell was that ED

there were no signs #my9games

throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky

Hey Microslop, how about when I choose "Update and Shut down" you actually fucking shut down instead of rebooting 3 times and leaving me at a login screen

Cool my phone updated automatically and in the process, installed a bunch of shovelware I had to remove. Who knows what permissions this shit came preconfigured with? If I wanted temu and whatsapp I would have installed them myself, fuck off

Happy enby day to all my bitches and bros and non-binary hoes

they should have someone play crab rave in a rhythm game every gdq

i didnt really know what to draw for that cool metroid dread run i just wanted to draw samus lookin at space #SGDQ2026

heard a firework

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

Happy Birthday, Usagi! How does bsky still not support gifs

Welp

I feel like the people I talk to on the phone at work who don't know the NATO alphabet are all looking at this image

Animal Aspects (Art History Animalia)@animal-aspects.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Research update: wow, this animal alphabet chart is a hot mess 😂😭 (Dean’s A1 Alphabet Chart, c.1920s)

always complete this checklist before leaving the house

Happy pride

Excited to pass the torch...Light another torch? as a coach in DITR8! Being a novice 2 years ago helped me form many friendships about the silly lightsaber block game and I even had my name up there on a screen or page a couple times. dunno about players but mappers are cool 🙂 My next map? soon™?

When I recognize a type of playable orb:

Finally passed Crazy = Genius on Ex+ 🙂 It's only 114bpm, but dang, those 1/24th note drum fills are intense 🥵

HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!!