Allie Morgan

@grumpwitch.bsky.social

Writer, designer, engineer and whatnot. Neurodivergence, brain injury, metal, keebs, cats, design. All opinions my own, even those that aren't. (she/her)

It’s hilarious to me that dudes are like “I need to be roided out and 6’3’’ for women to want me” when in my experience most women want to fuck astarion baldur’s gate or that Tim Curry oil slick guy from fern gully

Here a compilation of stupid things library consultants have said to me in solidarity with library pals at Lambeth Libraries where genius consultants has decided that a qualified head of library service post isn't really essential.

I was tidying away books in the library once when I saw a small child run crying to his mum because he'd picked up a Spanish book and thought he'd suddenly forgotten how to read

mmmm yes.... obtaining a new and cute little notebook will cure me of my mental illness and turn me into a shark eyed type a productivity megafucker... the last several cute new notebooks didn't, but this one will be different, surely.

I tried very hard not to comment on Rod Liddle's passing but he truly was a cunt's cunt. The kind of cunt that made other nonce-defending, woman-beating, misogynist, racist, disabled-hating cunts look lovely by comparison. Sorry, what were we talking about? Ah yeah. Shame.

Did anyone else's parents have an obsession with plastic and not having it in the house when they were a child? My parents were particularly obsessive about plastic toys. "You've got enough plastic in the house." "You can pick a toy, but no plastic." Was this a 90s thing or a my-parents thing?

>brain tells me to take a nap >ask if it’s gonna be restful or sweaty >brain doesn’t understand, I pull out illustrated diagram what is restful and what is sweaty >brain laughs “It’ll be a good nap, sir” >take a nap >it’s sweaty

People are making jokes about this dude like the article doesn't describe in harrowing detail how he most likely tortured his patients, one of whom - an elderly woman - became delirious and died not long after a surgery that should have only taken a couple of hours which instead took half a day.

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 4d ago

‘I felt sick that he was near my mum’: a top amputation surgeon had his own legs removed due to a fetish. Were his patients safe?