carving “this machine kills fascists” into a 60lb rare earth magnet and launching it into a data center
>brain tells me to take a nap >ask if it’s gonna be restful or sweaty >brain doesn’t understand, I pull out illustrated diagram what is restful and what is sweaty >brain laughs “It’ll be a good nap, sir” >take a nap >it’s sweaty
yelling castle doctrine and dumping a clip into the tornado as it bears down on my porch
Sometimes when doing genealogy research you stumble upon stuff that leaves you speechless.
this was the first car lesbians could drive
I hate reddit but I found a post about a guy who wants to sue IHOP because they didnt him give enough pancakes.
Insert “writers who use subtext are cowards” meme here
✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 6d agochrist if that’s not a metaphor for our times
continues to validate my theory that if the average cis person had to live one (1) day as a trans person they’d become the unabomber
Defector@defector.com · 6d agoWNBA suspends Seattle Storm minority owner for being rude to transphobic shitheads:
just saw someone hit a curb so hard their tire popped. the hottest girl in the world
If Fetterman was born 100 years earlier his parents would have just sold him to the circus and everyone wins but the moving picture shows ruined all that
peta can say whatever they want but i know someone who’s in it for the love of the game when i see it
Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid@feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 6d agoTerrible plan because my first, second, and third thoughts were all "either way it's getting ate."
carthage* must burn *the grocery store that sold me a pack of fig newtons that expired in may
[approaching someone of indiscernible age] you there. quick. what emotions does this image elicit
