TOADHEAD has had a lovely run of sales this month. Tomorrow's reset to zero is going to be rough 🐸💀. a.co/d/0ilkzTVi

Toadhead by Andrew Lyall @grumpyandrew.bsky.social - Following a different type of ghoul that gets a toad stuck on his head, I thought this was going to be a comedy as well. It was not. What it is, is a great story about loss and psychological turmoil.

The hedgehog feeding station got some customers last night 🦔🦊

Here are some of my favorite #indie #horror books I've read in no particular order. #booksky #bookthreads #readmorebooks #spookyseason

Horror icons with dogs.

Your vegan flatmate doing yoga when you roll in at 3am steamed out of your gourd and stinking of kebab meat and chilli sauce.

Story 2: The Rest Is Pieces. The dead are rising. One corpse, fresh from his grave, must traverse a town in chaos to return home to his wife. 17 Stories of Death and Desire. Horror in paperback, ebook and Kindle Unlimited. amzn.eu/d/0dGmLYBW

Andrew Lyall - horror author@grumpyandrew.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Story 1: Crowthorne Returning to the village where she grew up stirs memories of the disappearance of her childhood best friend… and of Mr Twiggs, the thing they used to play with in the local woods. 17 Stories of Death and Desire. Horror in paperback, ebook & Kindle Unlimited. amzn.eu/d/0geTBcYF

Story 1: Crowthorne Returning to the village where she grew up stirs memories of the disappearance of her childhood best friend… and of Mr Twiggs, the thing they used to play with in the local woods. 17 Stories of Death and Desire. Horror in paperback, ebook & Kindle Unlimited. amzn.eu/d/0geTBcYF

There's a lovely new review of TOADHEAD over on Goodreads, but I just wanted to share the headline.

Can you feel autumn in the air? 🍁 Now's the perfect time to dip into my collection of horror short stories. 17 Stories of Death and Desire a.co/d/0flMVxdq

I've just been asked to appear on a podcast to discuss the best film by my favourite director in my favourite subgenre. I. Am. Giddy.

If I could hang out with any of the living Star Trek alumni it would almost certainly be Frakes.

There's the willing suspension of disbelief and then there's being asked to believe that Amanda Seyfried is homely in Jennifer's Body. Dr

Anyone else have one of these in the 80s?

Such a piece of luck that he's called Stephen King. Imagine if he'd been called Stephen Drivel.

The life and crimes of Ed Gein was partial inspiration for many films, not least: Psycho The Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Silence of the Lambs Deranged With TOADHEAD I wanted to see if I could spin a new yarn from the same well.

Who remembers Pip Dann? 😍😍😍

Blog: Twelve Pages That Changed the World. https://www.pauljholden.com/twelve-pages-that-changed-the-world/

As a straight guy one of my main takeaways from the Get Back documentary was that bearded Paul would get it.

PSA for the Masters of the Universe producers if they are considering a sequel: Skeletor doesn't look or sound anything like Jared Leto. Ease of replacing him: 100% Backlash to replacing him: 0%

KFC fries are what happens when a potato becomes suicidal.

This inconsequential thing really sets my teeth on edge: "You have two choices..." No. You have one choice with two options. Word usage changes and I need to learn to be zen about this one.

My post-apocalyptic, dark fairytale novella is getting some pages read on Kindle Unlimited. I love to see it getting some love. ✨The Well at the End of the World ✨

If you like these films... You should read this book!

Sam Neill insisting on changing the Australian flag in Event Horizon, and the reasoning behind it, speaks to his character so well. For those who don't know, the reason the flag on Weir's costume has the Aboriginal flag, not the Union flag, is because Sam said he hoped by 2047 we'd have changed it.

Someone bought the ebook of my novella from Amazon then returned it (with refund) the next day. They wouldn't have been naughty enough read it between doing those two things, would they?

Willy Wonka: Tell Me More Meme

ALT: Willy Wonka: Tell Me More Meme

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💀 I could try and promote my horror books by saying that horror is really popular right now, but I know that horror is ALWAYS popular for the folks who would get the most enjoyment out of them 💀

I had a dream last night that I was hanging out with David Lynch and I made him laugh. Honestly, a top 10 all time dream.

Me hanging out with my intrusive thoughts

Tell your cat pspspsps from me