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Neo_Guard

@guardneo.bsky.social

Mira mamá, estoy lejos del melón mosco :0000000000 Foto de perfil hecha por: @ghospel.bsky.social

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Roxie@roxieproxy.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Supper Mario Broth@mariobrothblog.bsky.social · last wk.

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga contains a "Spanish Peach Protection" exploit. Normally, Peach gets kidnapped in a cutscene when Mario is distracted by Toadsworth. Setting the language to Spanish helps mash through Toadsworth's text so fast that Peach never actually gets kidnapped.

Neo_Guard@guardneo.bsky.social · 7d ago

Not a game in particular, but rather those games that become popular overnight after they get released: for some reason, their popularity poisons my enjoyment for these games so much I wait for their popularity peak to go away and then play those games myself to actually enjoy them at their fullest.

Kristin 🇨🇦🤓@faierius.bsky.social · last wk.

No hate, no dogpiling, just curious. For me, it's Skyrim. Don't know why, considering it should be exactly my kind of game, but it just didn't click for me.

what's you "I did not care for the godfather" of games?" written above a screenshot from family guy of the family being drowned by sprinklers in their panic room.
Neo_Guard@guardneo.bsky.social · last wk.

I'm going to be real with you guys, there's only a couple weeks left before I finally start my new career at my new college, and I feel weird... I don't feel either excited or scared, but rather just this feeling of finishing something I left unfinished... Even if it is no longer the same (1/3)

Neo_Guard@guardneo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Honestly, there's this person I kinda miss that gave me the motivation I needed to start Un Largo Viaje back in 2023, I showed her a very early version of the story, then I decided to rewrite nearly all the script and change the narration style to something more akin to an actual book

[ OC Questions ]@ocqotd.bsky.social · 2w ago

This one is for the writer! Has anyone influenced the way you create your original characters? Was it a positive or negative influence? #OCASK #OCQOTD #OCSKY