>Hear about a new internet weirdo >ask the commentary youtuber if they are dangerous or have a weird kink >they don't understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is dangerous or a weird kink >they laugh and say "They're a danger to society, sir” >I watch their youtube video >its a kink

¯\_(ツ)_/¯@office-anomaly.bsky.social · 4d ago

i hate that it seems like there is a new lolcow being produced every week, and we're supposed to be under the impression that they are the worst person to ever exist...only to find out that they're just extremely cringe at worst, but ultimately harmless outside of the court of social media 😒

I can't believe this is how I find out Sandy is being an embarrassing old man again and doing crypto

Civvie11@civvie11.bsky.social · 6h ago

Has any profession been told how to do their job more than the humble DJ? "turn it up, bring that back, play my song", like get off their back, man

I feel like crop makes them SO much better 😂

Bugfuckers

Having a water filter has given me the fucked up and evil impulse to put, like, a 2 liter of coke or a handle of vodka through it just to see what'd happen

Oh my god I think I found the video.

CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterday

For 8-4 Bowser Day they should make Bsky so that your scrolling infinitely repeats the same short sections unless you make the right arbitrary choices

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

Tuesday

Love when vibes alone are your guide to naming party members

God I love the Mother games. More children's media should have unmedicated clinical depression

All nerd hobbies can have the social structure of their communities quantitatively measured with the Q:N (Queer to Nazi) ratio. Pokémon is 8:1. Warhammer is 1:1. Paradox Games are 1:1 but different from Warhammer because the queers and Nazis are the same people.

dude turn on the news. any channel

Doom 3 (2004) is now as old as Pitfall (1982) was when Doom 3 was released.

Finally got around to watching the new Naked Gun, which did two very important things: 1. Be a modern studio comedy that remembers to actually be funny 2. Be the perfect aftercare for my Hereditary rewatch

casualties of language

Amazing what showing up on the 1st of the month does for your monthly pinball rankings

📦🧀

Finally watching King of the Hill from start to finish and one underrated thing this show does really well is scrungly reaction shots

I found your doohickey

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

Cybersex Game pad LARPer Shoegaze Trading Card Game

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

HARD ROCK

That Doctor Who episode where they bring Van Gogh to the future so see how deeply his works have moved people, and then they show him whatever the fuck this is to make sure he still kills himself.

Tim Price@timprice.bsky.social · last wk.

A headshot completed for SevenTri4ls! thank you!