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they/he/any in your computer on my computer gwynnie is my cat
reporters need to just start ragebaiting the president. its so easy to do it. the first one to actually try could start an international incident
who let me make all this alcohol during COVID I can't fit this shit in my car
they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish
my new team just hasn't been giving me any work. not complaining tbh. but every standup i say i dont have anything to do and they go "sounds good, moving on"
who are all you people that found this post while my computer and bsky account was packed up for my move
tanner@gwynnie.gay · last mo.I love my tiny computer I can't wait to actually use it to its fullest bullshit extent once I move
I love my tiny computer I can't wait to actually use it to its fullest bullshit extent once I move
why is my GMAIL INBOX NOT IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER AND WHY DOES IT CHANGE WVERY TIME I OPEN THE APP AAHHHHHHHH
practicing kindness by reminding myself not to tell microsoft authenticator to kill itself every time i get a notification
grandmother asks me for help because her iPad keeps telling her to purchase more memory and turns out she's got like 50GB free and it's just random apps trying to trick her into subscriptions. I'm coming for every app that tries making my grandma pay $5
My mom is booking tickets to see the Odyssey and deciding which ones to get. She has the option for “premium” Imax, and apparently (since I looked it up) the only difference is Ben Affleck plays Penelope instead of Anne Hathaway
instead of paying defense contractors, the government should pay me. to make games though. or maybe like, toys.
I wish I was getting paid as much as these ads trying to sell me enterprise ai hardware think I do
deleting "pay rent" from my calendar forever :) surely this isn't being replaced by a more expensive action
Instagram REALLY likes only serving me posts announcing trans women dying!! Cool!!!! Fantastic use or resources mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there's a chevy on our street that has one of those "I bought this before Elon went crazy" stickers and I think that's the only valid reason to have one of those stickers