Gyratorio
@gyrate.bsky.social
US/UK dual citizen, and grumpy about politics in both. Not here to talk about my current job. All views expressed are those of the voices in my head. Void where prohibited.
I don’t often go to cocktail bars but when I do I order the most complicated thing on the menu so I can get a 5-10 minute show while it gets made.
Dear BSky - going forward please only post notifications of bad people dying. I can’t take much more bad news like this.
Micah@rincewind.run · 3d agooh, fucking hell this one really hurts, very few people have had as much impact with their acting as Patrick Stewart by all accounts a lovely human being as well, we are all much worse off for his passing
Time to play another exciting round of “What meal did I eat that became that poop?”
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
They say that giving is better than getting but what if you put the word “up” after them
creeps in this petty pace from day to day To the last syllable of recorded time
natou@tichatnwa.bsky.social · 2w agocreep creep creep creep creep creep
Yelling at me for warming towels in the oven is not going to get the fire department here any faster.
I don’t really like bloodsports or watersports, but they’re still better than bilesports or phlegmsports
I'm addicted to smoking jackets - I'm on 20 a day - I've tried the patches but, if anything, they just make them more fashionable.
Followed by a special episode of The Great British Bake-Off showcasing Magda Goebbels’ strudel recipes.
elizabeth is spooky@thatelizabeth.bsky.social · 3w agoOh fuck off
Eating ice cream with a fork because YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD
This…this is haunted, right? There is no chance this isn’t haunted or cursed or something like that.
Well, since you’ve so kindly offered, actually I *will* have an orgasm.
Getting mixed messages from the WaPo, which posted these at the same time.
🎵I got a groaning guilty feelin’ And I know you won’t let me down’…🎶
My greatest shame in life is never learning how to slide properly in Super Mario Kart.
America: I was lookin’ at all the life Me: Nice A: There were plants M: Yep A: And birds M: Okay A: And rocks M: Um, rocks aren’t really li… A: And things M: “Things”? A: There was sand M: Again, sand isn’t… A: And hills M: Dude, how stoned are you? A: And rings M: oh you’re baked
Quick question: what’s the Dewey Decimal system classification number for furry porn
I know it’s better to light a candle than to curse the darkness but seriously, fuck this darkness
Love me hot, love me cold, heat me quickly, fork me to fluff me, get stuck in and devour me. #sexyquinoa
