Lesley Carhart

@hacks4pancakes.com

I am eminently qualified to speak from experience about a variety of dumpster fires. ICS DFIR at Dragos, martial artist, marksman, humanist, level 14 Neutral Good rogue, USAF retired. I post *very serious* things about infosec. Thoughts my own. Enby. 🏳️‍🌈

it's legit hard! for whatever reason, some habits wedge themselves into our brains more firmly than others in Germany I can deal with language, different social norms, different floor numbering... I still screw up the digit "1" all the time 🫠

Emigrating has generally been a very, very complicated and difficult task, but by far the hardest aspect has been relearning how to use a knife and fork. It's way harder than accents or driving on the other side of the road.

Cyber has become another industry enshitified by the course selling chancers. First it was IT, then plumbing, electrician, journalist and now cyber professionals. The only way to safeguard jobs is professional registration, but that'll take government intervention. I hate it too.

Even the man stubbornly fights the man in Australia This is the KFC reaction to a postal worker getting fired after an unauthorised KFC break (other stuff too, but everyone likes a good tale)

OFFICIAL BRAND STATEMENT
Unfortunately, not all scheduled work breaks line-up perfectly with a KFC craving.
While we don't set the schedules, we do know how chicken obsessed our fans can be and that the call for 11 herbs and spices can strike at any time of the day.
To ensure future visits by postal workers are strictly 'official business,'
KFC is immediately posting a bunch of very urgent postcards addressed to...ourselves.
These will be arriving to select local KFC restaurants across the country soon.
The good news for posties - we need you to deliver this essential mail right inside the restaurant. When you do, simply hand the postcard over the counter to a friendly team member, and it is redeemable for a free meal.
Consider it postage paid in chicken.
Kind regards,
KFC

I'm in Singapore, and somehow I accidentally booked myself a tiny Disney princess hotel room that I can barely move around in without bonking my shins. It is tremendously goofy and fun but I have also been on 70 hours of flights so I'm very tired

Pictured- essentially the entire room

i love how centrists continue to do this thing where they say “if DSA becomes more front and center in the party, republicans will run on that!” as if the right doesn’t just say absolutely anything on and run on shit like peanut the squirrel or litterboxes in school bathrooms

It would be interesting to see if there's a connection between Weaving's performance in Priscilla and his casting in The Matrix. Seeing the two roles as opposites in the struggle of trans identity performed by the same actor would be fascinating to explore.

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and The Castle are both absolutely iconic movies for millennials and Gen X, and I can't believe I never saw them in America. I mean, Hugo Weaving giving a thoughtful performance on 90s LGBT struggles, in drag, with dialogue on trans life at the time. (Cis actor aside.)

I'm honestly surprised that you don't get spam highlighting your experience as a level 14 rogue. "Lesley, we think that your skill in OT and disarming traps would make you perfect for our team/party"

People don't get that how far a bit of courtesy and effort goes in job hunts. I have gifted conference passes, party invites, given referrals, certification vouchers, and internships to mentees who showed up and cared. I've also permanently blocklisted people who low effort AI spammed, or no showed.

I bought a Fjallraven backpack because they were so highly recommended, and I'm sorry, I don't understand the point and I have massive regrets. Someone needs to sell me the bag I purchased, because it's not padded well and has no luggage strap or extra security pockets. Why do people buy these?

Hello, I am a TV weatherman in Punxsutawney, PA, and every morning at exactly 6 am my alarm clock blares out “I’ve Got You Babe.” And now the rest of the world is stuck in this endless loop as well.

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Having an in person international or national event in America? Are you weighing factors like lodging and transport? Cool stuff to do? Here's a map to consider if any of your attendees may possibly, even remotely be LGBTQIA. And you care about them.

Source: Movement Advancement Project (MAP) LGBTQ Equality Maps

See original source of US LGBTQIA safety study for tabular data by state.

American exceptionalism is a hell of a drug and psychosis. Try being an immigrant American living somewhere with social medical and telling people it's actually good and less expensive. The bots and naysayers come screaming out of the woodwork to try to make excuses for why it's actchully terrible.

As an immunosuppressed person I’m so angry at everyone responsible for the CDC’s non-response to the Cyclospora outbreak. We have no guidelines, just news articles sharing long lists of foods to avoid because they’ve been associated with outbreaks in the past. It’d be funny if it wasn’t so stupid.