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"I'm a thief and a shitkicker, and I'd like to be famous." Masshole™ 🏳️🌈
"Equipping the church for spiritual warfare" is a very interesting way to describe thirteen professionally lit headshots of dudes who look like they communicate exclusively through Grindr messages and secret knocks at gas station bathrooms.
✙ 𝐃𝐨𝐜 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 - 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 🖇️ 𝟾𝟼𝟺𝟽@unauthorizedbeast.bsky.social · 4d agoaka beta boi bible study
it is funny the white sox are making splashy trades for a playoff run after a decade of ineptitude right after we get a white sox pope. it doesn't sway me towards organized religion because deep down "baseball is stupid like that" is a more fundamental universal truth than anything in the bible
I'm ok with the Skubal trade because the most important thing in baseball is that Aaron Judge never wins a World Series
Ink sketch of a waffle yaga. Seagull feet bc dumpstercore. Sketch w inks
When one of your favorite restaurants announces that it’s closing, you go and eat all the tasty things. I’ll miss you Bar Mezzana. 😭
What’s your sign? You get a few because I'm feeling saucy.
J. R. Moock, jr.@jrmoockjr.bsky.social · 2w agoWhat’s your sign?
Werner Herzog: The Trees Are in Misery
ALT: Werner Herzog: The Trees Are in Misery
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Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w agoYou suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
My favorite print. John Dillinger, done by Matt Skiba from Alkaline Trio. #92/100.
Miles!@9coacheswaiting.bsky.social · 2w agoStealing this post to say today’s prompt is show me your favorite Art that’s in your own house
I’m waiting for the inevitable crash out. “Agamemnon was NOT a bottom!” “Why are there so many dicks?”
Watcher Guru@watcher.guru · 2w agoJUST IN: Elon Musk says Grok will make a "full-length movie" of The Odyssey that is "historically accurate" by the end of this year.
Utz Salt & Vinegar or Fried Dill Pickle.
Laurie! Live!@laurie-merrell.bsky.social · 2w agopoll: what is your favorite chip? (like for snacking not like Nvidia)
Wishing a happy 104th birthday to Rachel Robinson! Founder of The Jackie Robinson Foundation in honor of her late husband, Rachel continues to be an inspiration for all. 💙
Do you want 9/11 2.0? Because this is how you get it.
Scott Horton@robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 3w agoThe US is adopting a strategy of attacking water storage and desalination plants designed to render the region uninhabitable. If continued, this strategy will make the Gulf littoral uninhabitable in the coming decades. Yet there is no discussion of these tactics and their repercussion in the US.
I once got so violently drunk in Columbus Ohio that I shit in a bathroom sink at McDonald's & then passed out under a tree. Ohio is cursed.
jesse@jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 3w agoName the U.S. state you loathe the most, I don't care what the reason is unless it's like weird or bigoted
Aromatase works in mysterious ways.
@castawayfarm.bsky.social · 3w agoI mean, I would ask if Hegseth knows that bodies will convert excess testosterone into estrogen but I'm guessing that he doesn't know or care. Good luck with that guys; the results that you end up with might not be exactly what you were expecting. More is not always better.
www.newsweek.com/hegseth-anno... “I want the meanest, manliest warfighters on Earth. Thick necks. Bulging muscles. Sky-high T levels. Huge, swollen balls. Real alpha males. Sweaty and grunting as they’re operating at high speed…” You ok bro? Do you need a minute alone?
Pete Hegseth Announces New Required Pentagon Testosterone Tests: Who It Impacts
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced that the Pentagon will begin requiring annual testosterone deficiency screenings for active-duty service members age 30 and older.
newsweek.com
Boys and girls, don't mess with the fluffy cows. Stay in your car.
Now he gets to be the prettiest princess in his own personal Hell. An eternity spent chasing beautiful, saucy little twinks through sunlit meadows, forever closing the distance, always just one step behind. Rest in piss, you obsequious little queen.
Is it still sundowning if the sun is still out?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w agoI ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em I guess.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w agoThis is total insanity. Words fail to explain how anyone let alone a plurality of voters thought giving an obviously demented person control of the most powerful government in the world was a good idea. We will be lucky to come out the other side of this alive.
Yellow mustard, relish, finely chopped white onions. Toasted bun.
The Imminence Of A Revelation Which Does Not Occur@nataliereed84.bsky.social · 4w agoquote post with thy preferred hot dog toppings so that thou may be judged by thy peers
I've always appreciated a hands-off teaching style.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4w agoA pilot jumped out of the door of a moving plane to his death, leaving the student he was teaching to fly to land the aircraft by herself. The student said he told her, "You know what you have to do, carry on."
