I didn’t put any kind of explanation - this is me, wearing some Halloween store demon mask, a painting respirator, and a faux leather costume tailcoat. A bit of selective masking to black out the background and voila.
HawkWolf (aka H. A. Kirsch)
@hakirsch.bsky.social
A 1981-model-year wolf who writes gay furry erotica with lots of leather, latex, BDSM, and an annoying amount of plot! Likely NSFW. 18+ only, Minors DNI. FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/hawkwolf SF: https://hawk.sofurry.com https://hakirsch.com
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for a while I thought that we'd have these LLM chat AI things end up like the 'virtual intelligences' in like Mass Effect, where you're talking to a conversational thing and you ask it how it feels and it's like "I can't answer that question"
my county passed a bus millage and now everyone on nextdoor is angy because they have to pay 250 bucks more a year for busses that run empty with dark windows so you can't see if they're empty because "no one rides the bus"
I wonder what it's like for people to watch, right now, for the first time, the musical number "JAP Rap Battle" from "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" TDLR two female jewish lawyers are having a rap battle, hence "jewish american princess rap battle" and for one line they agree: "yes we support israel"
these people are my age and they're dorks, surely this reference will land "can it wait, I'm in the middle of calibrations" *crickets* oh shit "do not taunt happy fun ball" *crickets* OH COME ON *juggling dice* TMBG lyrics... get in there I don't care what you smell... YOU'LL CALL NOW??
Freeing this comic strip! More coming soon on my Patreon
As a human, when I pee, I pee all my pee. My dog does not. She marking pees. The problem is that I never know when she’s like “peed enough” vs “will need to pee more soon”.
I wonder when it will truly hit me that we are going to be buying a new house and selling our house very soon. Like how far into the process I’ll be before going OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS HAPPENING
cattle ranch at midnight all the cows are asleep. cowboys tip toeing out of their bunk beds to a glass pavilion for chicken tender festival. full palette of condiments from verde salsa to deep red gochujang. they eat silently and dont talk. just the sound of socks on carpet
Some fun shots on my Rewindpix from the Eastern Market today.
“The Universal Migrator”, “The Human Equation”, and “01011001” by Ayreon
What's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)
When you die as an author, everyone will read your world building notes from your Google Drive folder
I am going through Bram Stoker’s earliest notes on DRACULA today - they include a list of the powers and features of the Count (then named “Wampyr” before Stoker stumbled on “Dracula”), many of which are never elucidated in the book…
Had a great time! Weather was cool in the morning, and it was less crowded. Saw Jacques the Whipper, jousting, and the raptor show. Didn't get sir'd or ma'am'd, simply called, "werewolf!" Though one person I took a photo with saw me again later in the day and said, "Oooh that's my man!" 😏
Ren faire today! I get to be Grimm, just a creature guy, skittering around, doing things Hoping I'll get sir'd again (only way this can happen, when I'm fully concealed and mute cause ehhh yeah) and get a hit of that sweet, sweet, good, good gender euphoria
"Take some time and stay with me... Keep me in the strength of your arms... Keep me safe... Safe and sound..."
It is absolutely possible to use a bidet to give yourself a little rectal enema. Is it bad or good for you? I don’t know. Is it habit forming? Unfortunately I think it is a bit, yeah.
Oh I need to update to the update I already updated to, maybe that’s why my keyless went haywire