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a.k.a. Hakken, Kaen -- he/him -- EN/FR -- Touhou, Nintendo, FF XIV https://www.twitch.tv/hakkerchief

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自分のjapanese ass @hakkerchief.bsky.social · 4h ago

wsh mon seikret il m'a juste dit "nuh uh va te faire foutre"

Rhy @clockworkcanine.bsky.social · 8h ago

I think this was an onsal match LMAO

I R A@roira.bsky.social · 2d ago

#wolqotd In celebration of the cross DC update, please share with the class a horror, or embarrassing, or funny, or all of the above tale from your duty finder adventures. 🎤

Julia Kaye, lovergirl era @upandoutcomic.bsky.social · 6d ago

thinkin thots a comic from an emotionally unavailable period in my life lol

FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 7d ago

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaba @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 6d ago

holy shit the dems won gensokyo

Good Smile Company@en.goodsmile.com · 7d ago

Preorders open now! Good Smile Company Touhou Lost Word Nendoroid Reimu Hakurei: God-Summoning Shaman Ver. From the game "Touhou Lost Word" comes a Nendoroid of Reimu Hakurei: God-Summoning Shaman Ver.! Product Details: https://goodsmile.link/gEkrUW #goodsmile

🐱‍🐉@gryldfyng.bsky.social · 7d ago

well come and well met

Pudding (sweet) 🍮@puddingdraws-sfw.bsky.social · 7d ago

Bombchu girl sleeping on the job.... 💜 Graphite on paper

Photograph of a corner of a sketchbook, with a pencil drawing of the cute Bombchu Bowling clerk from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time leaning fully on to the counter, snoozing. I did have to lower the height of the counter a bit for this, shhh

Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 6d ago

CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #21 🧟

Panel 1: A sunrise is coming over a hill in the background, with several darkened residential buildings in the foreground. A mess of telephone & electrical wires runs along several poles between them, which also have street signs attached towards the bottom. The bright sunlight glistens on the wires and illuminates the edges of the buildings.

Panel 2: Audrey's slightly weary-looking left eye opens, the pupil now reflecting the light of the sun coming through the window.

Panel 3: Audrey's foot, dressed in a sock that looks like a tabby cat's foot, touches the floor gently, as they have now gotten up and are walking towards the bathroom on the other side from the bed in Val's studio apartment. Seemingly Val had never woken Audrey when they fell asleep on the beanbag.

Panel 4: Audrey stands in the darkness of the bathroom, looking at the mirror, their features completely coated in darkness with only the slightest illumination from the entrance doorway.

Panel 5: Audrey turns the lights on with a "click", triggering the flourescent hum of Val's lights and revealing their face, which has grown a small coating of facial hair, like a five-o-clock shadow. The eyeliner of their right eye is also smudged because they slept on that part of their face.

Panel 6: Audrey's cat-socked foot now gently touching the floor as it walks the other way, back towards the bed and beanbag.

Panel 7: Audrey withdraws several items from their red purse, all between the fingers in one hand. These items are: a eyeliner pen, a shaving razor, a green tube with a gold cap which is mascara, a black shaving cream packet, and a pink makeup removing wipe packet.

Panel 8: Closeup of Audrey carefully and thoroughly shaving , having applied the foaming shaving dream to the bottom half of their face.

Panel 9: Closeup of Audrey applying mascara to their eyelashes, squinting slightly. In their pupil, you can see a reflection of their silhouette in the mirror they're looking at, applying the mascara.

Panel 10: Audrey look at themself in the mirror proudly, smiling, holding the sink by its sides and leaning forward on it, and says "THERE you are!" All that makeup stuff they were using is resting in the basin of the sink.

Panel 11: Audrey tilts their head slightly, closes their eyes, smiling, and says "Geez. Feels like I'm trying to hide a zombie bite."

Panel 12: Audrey quietly waltzes over back to the beanbag and bed, saying "A zombie virus that turns you into a man. What a terrifying concept." A thought bubble rises above them, featuring several pink humanoids with the venus symbol running away from blue, sharp-teethed zombified humanoids with the mars symbol. One of the pink ones is being bitten by one of the blue ones and their arm has turned a blue that is spreading to their body.

Panel 13: Val sleeps in her bed, illuminated by the morning light coming through her blinds, uncharacteristically peaceful. Some dust particles glisten in the beams of light.

Panel 14: Audrey leans forward to look at Val and says "YOU'RE not bitten, Val. You have no idea how beautiful you are."

Panel 15: Audrey raises their hands menacingly and opens their mouth wide with a zombie-like stare as the background turns crimson and their eye and teeth take on a yellow glow.

Panel 16: Audrey curls up their fingers, withdraws their hands, and smiles, saying "naw just kiddin'" quietly to themself.

Shen Comix@shenanigansen.bsky.social · last wk.

CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #20 📺

自分のjapanese ass @hakkerchief.bsky.social · 6d ago

yippee

SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · last wk.

Tilly if she was older ❤️ character belongs to @meidotwav.bsky.social <3

Kirby Air Riders @kirbyairridersx.bsky.social · last wk.

Here's today's #KirbyAirRiders photo!

Mimy 🌱@mimytora.bsky.social · last wk.

[ENDWALKER SPOILERS] Yep Might be the hardest pic of all times ngl #ffxiv

Yamakyu :riceAaaaa:@yamakyu.shelter.moe.ap.brid.gy · last wk.

Trade offer : I receive 1 million gil, you receive sausage links

自分のjapanese ass@hakkerchief.bsky.social · last wk.

plus gros échange de l'histoire des échanges just happened

星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · last wk.

[puyo] driving in my car

自分のjapanese ass @hakkerchief.bsky.social · last wk.

plus gros échange de l'histoire des échanges just happened

Mimy 🌱@mimytora.bsky.social · last wk.

ouais

Une Lalafelle de final fantasy 14 tenant un verre de vin, avec la légende faisant référence au meme "les affaires sont les affaires !"

Gauthier 'Gautoz' Andres // Origami-ami @gautoz.cool · last wk.

Explosionix

Knoebel@knoebel.bsky.social · last wk.

Macronix, a long time game card supplier for Nintendo is reportedly exiting the ROM chip business. www.reddit.com/r/GamingLeak...

Salomé Saqué @salomesaque.bsky.social · last wk.

C'est l'enquête journalistique la plus intime de ma vie, et en même temps la plus aboutie. Une enquête sur les douleurs des femmes (au sens très large) et la façon dont elles sont si mal traitées par la médecine.

Parce que c’est de loin l’investigation la plus personnelle que j’ai jamais menée. J’ai passé énormément de temps ces dernières années dans les hôpitaux, les centres de santé, les cabinets de médecins en tout genre…

Plumy @plumy.bsky.social · last wk.

J’ai fait un cheesecake pour mon anniv au taff et pour l’annoncer dans le teams du bâtiment j’ai fait un montage avec le blini cat. Personne n’aura la réf et personne ne saura apprécier mon art à sa juste valeur donc je le partage aux personnes de goûts ici qui sauront apprécier mon génie 😤

Un chat assis devant un gâteau cheese cake spéculos. Le chat a l’air serein et amical

noa 🎼@lycorinne.bsky.social · last wk.

case in point

Maria 🦊@mariakono.bsky.social · 2w ago

💜💜💜 Oomfietober 2026 Masterpost! Part 1/4💜💜💜 Thanks everyone for following this monthly MagiMonsters challenge! Let's thrive to be more ambitious next year, I hope! (Names and Monsters in the alt texts) [ #oc #ocsky #art #magimonsters ]

TrüffTrüff @truffelino.bsky.social · 2w ago

🔞 nat/tempy ✨ @ sickos.png @gleaningway.social · 2w ago

WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAAAAAAAN

🔞 nat/tempy ✨ @ sickos.png@gleaningway.social · 2w ago

ARM'S LENGTH???????????

AC Esq @ Shadowbringers NG+@ac-esq-xiv.bsky.social · 2w ago

Aaaaaaah spoooky

AC Esq @ Shadowbringers NG+@ac-esq-xiv.bsky.social · 2w ago

What do you mean there’s just an official Edda cosplayer haunting Makuhari Messe lmao.

Mel🦄@enbyandbi.eurosky.social · 2w ago

On parle pas mal des conséquences des lacrymos sur le cycle menstruel et c'est très bien, faut en parler. Il faut aussi parler des séquelles respiratoires. Il y a eu un mort. J'ai travaillé avec une militante aguerrie qui avait respiré des lacrymos plusieurs fois et avait des séquelles permanentes.

nixwiz ΘΔ @nixwiz.fedi.kitty.tel.ap.brid.gy · 2w ago

Viral: Depressed cat completely changes his expression after KILLING PEOPLE WITH HAMMERS

Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 2w ago

MILDLY INTERRUPTED, by The Boy From Venus HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 🎃

Panel 1: Text reads "The Boy From Venus HALLOWEEN SPECIAL" as Audrey is dressed as Hsien-Ko from Darkstalkers in 'hopping' position and Val is dressed as Jedah Dohma from Darkstalkers, brandishing her hands like knives. Audrey is smiling while Val is serious.

Panel 2: Audrey and Val are walking through a park littered with beautiful orange, yellow, and brown fall leaves. Audrey is wearing a brown button-up sweatshirt atop a white top with a frilly neck hole, an orange ascot, and a blue skirt. Val is wearing an orange beanie that looks like an acorn cap, a grey jacket, a white shirt with a yellow stripe, and dark brown sweatpants. "Hey Val, what are you going as for Halloween?" asks Audrey.

Panel 3: "I ... don't really dress up for Halloween," replies Val, smiling but clearly finding the question silly.

Panel 4: Audrey leans forward to look her in the face directly, revealing that he's also wearing an orange maple leaf hair clip. "Aw, why not??" he asks, "You would make a REALLY GOOD Jeff the Killer!"

Panel 5: Val, still smiling, sweats a bit and looks worried, with an arrow labeling her "(not sure how to take that)". "What are YOU going as?" she asks.

Panel 6: Audrey smiles radiantly and replies enthusiastically: "A CAT!"

Panel 7: "Oh. Cool," Val replies, smiling indecipherably.

Panel 8: As she turns her gaze away from Audrey it's revealed in a thought bubble that she's imagining him dressed as Felicia, the cat woman from Darkstalkers. Her eyes glisten.

Panel 9: Later, Val is waiting on a sidewalk at night, illuminated by a streetlight, near a crosswalk. She is dressed as Jeff the Killer, complete with white facepaint, red facepaint mouth scars, fake blood on a light grey sweatshirt, fake bloody toy knife. Her hair is also down and mess, like Jeff the Killer's.

Panel 10: "Val! Over here!" a voice calls from the side as she turns her head.

Panel 11: Audrey is approaching, crossing the sidewalk and waving to her, dressed as a pale, cream color, heavily furred car, with some bits of his hair gelled together and dyed a matching color. "Aw, you dressed up after all!" he says, "I told you you'd look amazing!!"

Panel 12: Val just stands there flabbergasted, mouth hanging open.

Panel 13: Audrey points at his whisker-lined face with a gloved hand as says "I'm Old Deuteronomy from CATS."

Panel 14: Val looks down at the ground with a blank expression and begins shaking as the world's color begins to fade around her. She speaks: "When ... when you said a CAT, you ... you meant like, from CATS ... the Broadway play? ..."

Panel 15: Audrey leans in a puts his hands up, bend back at the wrists but fingers curled, in an expression of interest as his eyes sparkle. "There was even a BROADWAY PLAY based on it??" he begins, "I had no idea THAT MOVIE WAS THAT POPULAR!!" That last bit of text swims and chromatically aberrates, and if you were hearing it in audio it would probably be in slow motion. Val looks at him dead eyed.

Panel 16: Val has fallen backwards on the sidewalk with a thousand yard stare, dropping her toy knife. Audrey stands over her going "VAL?? VAL????" and at the bottom it says "HAPPY HALLOWEEN!" with two ghosts replacing the "A"s.

Shen Comix@shenanigansen.bsky.social · 2w ago

CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #19 🍂

Arcanekani 🔜 JP FanFest @arcanekani.bsky.social · 2w ago

Huge.

temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 2w ago

habby halloween

mintswirl @mintswirl.bsky.social · 2w ago

now that it’s past midnight in my timezone, happy eight year anniversary of the day i downloaded an exe from toby fox, saw this, and went “yeah, okay, sure”