I know its not uncommon for people to get told they look a lot like someone else or a celebrity or something but I think one of the weirdest parts about being me is that I have been told on multiple occasions that I look like a fictional character from a webcomic doesn't help that im chubby+violent

highlight of my day: hanging out with my cousin I haven't seen in 9 years also highlight of my day: Rottweiler puppy

i start every day in a terrible mood until something so absurd happens that every neuron in my brain fries. then i feel great

what actually happened was restaurants changed "french fries" to "freedom fries" and every boy in my extraordinarily rural high school got a lot more racist under the guise of "if a [slur, you know the one] showed up here, I'd kill 'em." yeah definitely a bonding experience in a way

Senator Elissa Slotkin@slotkin.senate.gov · 6d ago

But that feeling of a shared bond among all Americans in the early weeks after the attack is something I’m so glad I got to experience. Because it’s the thing that I think we’re missing the most today.

the tree has been REMOVED and my house has not been crushed

🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔@hamberger-helper.bsky.social · last wk.

Update: the tree is still leaning over my house lol it's been four days we persist, ig, if we have to

IM LIKE ... CRYING ???

Update: the tree is still leaning over my house lol it's been four days we persist, ig, if we have to

lol check out this cool tree attempting to crush my house and I can't do anything about it because my entire city got blown tf over

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if you, as a couple, say "together we've lost 100 pounds" I'm going to assume that one of you lost 1000 pounds and the other one gained 900

what parasite seemingly exclusively infects zoomer men and Gen X moms to make them crash out in the exact same way??

this is my other marauder her name is Fern and she is a BABY. Do not let the axes fool you she is a friend to all. i know this is extremely rough but im just trying to bang this out so i can come back to it later and make it look legit. have i mentioned i love caves of qud

oh I forgot to mention that I finally got glasses after probably needing glasses for 39 years and I found out that I didn't have depth perception before this to anyone who knows me in real life, this will not be a surprise. I am exceptionally clumsy. BUT I WAS SURPRISED and thats all that matters

Alright, i think i might be butting up against the edge of my artistic ability when it comes to … this. But this is Spike, my marauder who is half lady, half horse, half cactus. If i decide to go further i will post it but right now im like “yeah this is about where im tapping out”

you're telling me that you'd pay me $250 million to go live in a fantastic universe where, presumably if I survived long enough, I could befriend charming hyena-folk? I mean its a brutal existence but I'm pretty sure I could hang around Joppa + the outskirts with no issue

Nina Marotta ☢️💙@mrschief7.bsky.social · last mo.

You're offered $250,000,000 but to claim it you must enter the last video game you've played and stay there for a full year. How are y'all faring in this deal?

this is a very early preliminary sketch everyone meet Opuntia but her friends call her "Spike" dont mind the missing lines there's like five sketches under this because I dont know what horse looks like or how to draw multiple arms on a single torso.

🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔@hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 4w ago

im trying to draw my Caves of Qud character and it has me looking up the most insane reference images like - Saguaro Cactus - Horse 3/4 view - Cactus flower - Ornate hatchet - Quartz crystal large - Centaur - Centaur lady - Human hand holding hatchet - Cactus needle - Sacred geometry

AI will never do silly right

im trying to draw my Caves of Qud character and it has me looking up the most insane reference images like - Saguaro Cactus - Horse 3/4 view - Cactus flower - Ornate hatchet - Quartz crystal large - Centaur - Centaur lady - Human hand holding hatchet - Cactus needle - Sacred geometry

me: lol what the fuck why is there wax here? me: [*collects it*] [sometime later] me: lol what the fuck why is there wax here? me: [*collects it*] [later] me: lol what the fuck why is there wax here? me: [*collects it*] [later] me: lol what the fuck why is there wax here? Frondzie: 🌱 me: ope...

caves of qud

✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧@altaudge.bsky.social · last mo.

girls be like “i know a spot” and then take you here

today I wrote an essay at my job where I posited that I am part of some horrible human/AI centipede of digital content creation appleinsider.com/articles/26/...

"cellar door" is old tech. the most mellifluous phrase in the english language in 2026 is "fiesta potatoes"

is it OCD or was I your dog in a past life and you had to put me down when I contracted rabies

ok so this question has me busting up bc it makes it seem like if you select "strongly disagree" you are lobbying for more crackheads. i think there's JUST enough crackheads on public transit rn

completely normal day for me just interfaced with the lead singer of train in the most awkward way ever

i smell like a egg

I don’t have any context for this I just like it I just keep this picture on my phone to look at it

I'm glad we have thin monitors now, I think they're for the best, but I miss going over to peoples houses and seeing if they were cool people (like my family) who put little figurines on top of their chunky CRT monitors my mom had two pewter wizards and some sort of gallant steed on ours