this feels like an actual dream, like a Vanilla Sky thing
Day in the Life of Me Living Alone in China's Ghost City
YouTube video by zeng
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I had the random thought this morning of “I wonder if anyone has ever died in space” and then I considered that everyone who has ever died has technically died in space
cutting fruit with a K390 knife in defiance of God and His entropy
waiting for the part of the future where i can plug a language into my brain and then watch dope shit and understand it
Luci Gang - HEADLOCK (Official Video)
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getting to see someone else’s terrible post in the minute before they delete it is like getting to go backstage
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
Birds like oystercatchers seem to me to come to us from some far distant place and to look upon humans as not merely dangerous but inexplicable.
Posting something for a DM, ignore
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petition to make it illegal for hoodies not to have thumb holes
I do things for a number of reasons. Zero is also a number.
I amuse myself by pronouncing Latin phrases in text like Sebastian Maniscalco in my head as I read them CAR-pe DI-em e plur-i-bus u-num VE-ni VI-di VI-ci
I have learned that I can give my cat a massage and find knots in her shoulders to work out, and she has also learned this. Now my job is cat massage. I’ll take it
i met a deconstructionist who stole my skeleton, then i met a poststructuralist who taught me how to get along without it
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social please don’t make me eat bees sir ☹️ #eatbees
“enjoy these complementary products” oh you cheeky fucker
start brushing my cat, intro to Danger Zone starts playing