Hannes Becker

@hannesb.bsky.social

We all know that moment, when you want to take a picture at an anniversary and some unrelated dumbass doesn't get it and ruins the photo. In unrelated news: Congratulations to Spain for winning the World Cup

I will *try* not to think less of people who can still get excited for a world cup because they see the light of the game shining through the darkness or whatever but me personally I only wish ill on the whole enterprise

"TGIF thank god it's Friday," I say getting in the car after a long week. "God can't help you now," says Urkel from the backseat with a gun.

Approximately 20 min after Bettor-1 lost the wager on May 28, 2025, Bettor-1 sent a text message - a .gif image of a man hanging himself with toilet paper. Even though the Cleveland Guardians won the game, approximately 10 min later, Clase responded with a .gif image of a sad puppy dog face.

Patrick Dubuque@euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 9mo ago

I chose to go a little light on the actual details of the indictment, mostly because @baumann.bsky.social already did an excellent job on that front last night. I encourage you to read his piece if you want to get into the nitty-gritty.

I think there should have been a cheaper way to remove the rumor that he brought 12 red apples to a spurs team dinner and ate them with a knife and fork from the first page of Google 🤷‍♂️