which mental illness is the one that makes you stoked to get shitty blood work results because it feels like permission to actually practice self-care

having a profoundly quebecois day today

nice joke, lol, reminds me of this unrelated political thing i can’t stop talking about

pray for kamloops !

malware malewife@harmor.me · last wk.

i have weather alerts on for kamloops, BC only because being reminded that a place called "kamloops" exists makes me smile. what a delightful name. we're gonna be alright

i have weather alerts on for kamloops, BC only because being reminded that a place called "kamloops" exists makes me smile. what a delightful name. we're gonna be alright

i remain firm in my belief that we need to rename the DEA to "The Fentagon"

NINAJIRACHI X PORTER ROBINSON - WANNACRY W H E N

Conservatives in 2016: TRIGGERED LIB???? Conservatives in 2026: We are installing trigger warnings in the Smithsonian

linux is my wife

buying the steam frame because i want my wife to sit on my face

malware malewife@harmor.me · 2y ago

linux is my wife

i've learned that since i discovered i have autism, everybody else in my family is privately like

"there are only two genders" recession indicator

whoever made the words siblant and plosive *actually* siblant and plosive deserves a high-five

why do i keep having nightmares about the british

got a filling and sold my old car today. guess which one hurt more 😓

malware malewife@harmor.me · 4w ago

i absolutely love public transit on the daily, but my roadtrips are a load-bearing part of my lore at this point. i'm finally parting with the car that saw me through college and am admittedly getting sentimental. thanks for everything, louise

meanwhile...

Meet ‘Jimothy,’ Seattle’s internet-famous raccoon

The tiny beast has been spotted twice in Ballard this summer and appears to be doing well, despite a likely congenital deformity, an animal expert said.

seattletimes.com

Each time I use Windows it's worse than the time before

Transform your bathroom into a calming oasis NOW!!!!!!

they should make a france that is good at football

no world cup or mlb today

i'm no longer too gay for sports. it just feels so good to watch countries you hate lose

world cup reminder!

my most americabrained opinion is that i like my car. my cars have taken me on so many trips that have changed my life. i don't know who i'd be if i hadn't cannonballed a 32 hour drive to officiate my best friend's wedding or impulsively driven from NC to quebec, where i decided to move

very affirming that my friends think that i'm an antlers kind of guy. i was supposed to have antlers. evolution fumbled hard on that

not to be a sports guy, BUT BELGIUM LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

america trip update: one of my professors walked in on me sitting on the floor of a bar, drinking beer and petting a dog